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the very best punk band ever, they rockmysoxoff. its a shame they arent as famous as good charlotte, because bad religion could teach good charlotte a fucking lesson about being a band. bad religions not about the clothing labels or making as much fucking money as possible.
punk rawkinest band around
by punk as fuck May 23, 2004
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Chocolate Reign

Barack Obama's Presidency. Derived from the Tay Zonday song "Chocolate Rain".
I'm going to make a movie about Barack Obama's presidency and its going to be called "Chocolate Reign".
by Ianjib June 22, 2009
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Reign of Terror

when your friend is at your house taking a duce and you burst into the bathroom holding a water bottle-size object and yell REIGN OF TERROR!!! and then start beating him with said object.

alternate phrases that can be said when entering the bathroom are: "rent's due", "time's up" or "this is my house, bitch".
Jeff's been in the bathroom for like, twenty minutes now. I'm gonna unleash a Reign of Terror on him.
by Super Spoon Man October 26, 2011
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Reignex

aka david balls, minecraft speed runner, fast, twitch streamer, known for flirting with lots of other male streamers such as dylqn, feinberg, and tekniik (there's probably more though) 😳
Reignex: Balls Ramsey 🧆 whippin up WR 👨🍳 speedrunning to michelin star ⭐️ head chef’s not the only head i’m getting @dylan 😫
by ILoveReignex March 23, 2021
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Reighology

Reighology is another way of saying scientific math.
Hey Matt, what did you do in science? Nothing Henry, just some e = mc^2 and other forms of reighology.
by Mr. Cave May 5, 2022
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Fortune Cookie Religion

Fortune Cookie Religion describes religious beliefs that are not based on reading religious texts in their entirety but by reading one disjointed verse at a time, as though getting small doses of wisdom akin to a fortune cookie.

The reader then forces that one short verse to apply to their lives and those around them without reading the chapters before or after. This style of religion creates a tendancy for the words to be misinterpretted or taken out of context. Also the reader usually does very little to understand the culture at the time, or other inferences surrounding the time and place that the scripture was written.

In essence it is a shallow religious base comprised of little effort or research on the part of the person. Someone who is Fortune Cookie Religious likes little sayings, quotes, and things with bits of scripture on them, to outwardly show to others that they are religious, but rarely do they read their religious texts themselves. They wait for someone else to tell them what to believe.
Jane's Fortune Cookie Religion involves her reading her Zen Calendar every day.

Tom's made a Fortune Cookie Religion out of reading his horoscope.

Sally's turned reading the Bible into a Fortune Cookie Religion with the way she opens it and points to a random verse, hoping that it will show her the way.
by Lindsay Archer July 14, 2007
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Bad Religion

One of the coolest punk bands around who date back to the 80's when punk was still punk, instead of a trendy way to dress or some other Blink 182-listening poser-bullshit.

After 20 years in the industry, the band members have receding hairlines and still truely know how to rock!
"Hey you, is there something worth aspiring to? And can it be found in a record store? well, its not there anymore. Just think of all the things we did we were different, just like all the other kids.
Missy was a teen blue video star,
Tom took his life in his mother's car,
Milo went to college but you knew about that,
Rodney played our records,
Jimmy started riots,
Laurie was always quiet,
she was battling depression...
Hey you, is there something worth belonging to? And can I pick it up for a song? Or a diploma or a worthy cause, well, let me tell you that there's nothing wrong, its just that ones like us will never belong..." - Excerpt from Bad Religion's "You don't belong"
by True_Punker January 2, 2005
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