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receptionitis

A severe, and often fatal, swelling of the brain common in receptionists, secretaries, administrative assistants, and any others who typically fill their days with mindless busywork and talking to semi-neanderthalic people.
"Dear me, my receptionitis seems to be having a rather severe--" -brain hemmorage-
by pikachizzle November 30, 2011
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Receptionist

Receptionist r Hella gay
by Dmak98 September 22, 2022
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Raptionalize

The act of rationalizing lyrics that are so phat but seemingly do not make any sense
"Hey man, your flow is tight but the lyrics make no sense" - "Aight dawg, let's raptionalize it."...
by samkuhblam April 16, 2015
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racopion

If you see this word you got fucked by technicians in South Florida; notably Hialeah uncertified cuban technicians who meant to say "Rack and Pinion".
hola cabron, i fixing your racopion today okay my friend? 120 dollers my friend ok?
by StealthFL May 14, 2016
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graception

when a person named grace compliments another person using the word grace.
*alysha posted a new picture*
grace commented: thank you for gracing us with this selfie
*boom graception*
by imhaiaf May 18, 2020
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Welcum Reception

When you haven’t seen your significant other in a long time so you wait for him/her with open arms and your cock flopping around in the wind waiting to release the build up of splooge all over their face or tits.
Tyrant: I hate the fact that my girlfriend lives on campuss cause I never bang and always have to wack my lil pecker.

Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm August 23, 2019
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reception

Pronunciation: ri-'sep-sh&n

Function: noun

Etymology: Middle English recepcion, from Anglo-French or Latin; Anglo-French reception, from Latin reception-, receptio, from recipere

1 : the act or action or an instance of receiving : as a : RECEIPT <the reception and distribution of funds> b : ADMISSION <reception into the church> c : RESPONSE, REACTION <the play met with a mixed reception> d : the receiving of a radio or television broadcast e : the catching of a forward pass by a receiver

2 : a social gathering often for the purpose of extending a formal welcome
my tv gets a good reception even during the t-storms.
by Leif a August 8, 2006
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