Qweer

a homosexual man.

Often used by Redneck's,it is their way of saying "queer" because of their differing accents.

Redneck - "You fuckin' qweer!"
Guy - "It's queer you dumb redneck!"

by Goufpilot118 March 31, 2015

qweet

When one's mouth cannot decide between using the words cool and/or cute and sweet and/or neat because the event/object/person etc. is THAT freakin' amazing.

Ryland: "Man, remember that time that Jimmy jumped off the school roof, flipped and actually landed on his feet?"

Eris: "You mean the time when he had the balloons and water wings?"

Ryland: "No, that time he painted his whole body green and chugged the beer right before he jumped!"

Eris: "Oh yeah man, that was so totally qweet."

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Randie: "So Josh and I went out on our first date last night. He took me out dancing, we had chinese for dinner and then we went to the Drive In. And after all three movies were over we went to Tim Hortons for coffee and talked for like three hours."

Jayne: "Wow, I'm jealous. Your new boyfriend is so queet."

by Commander Mander May 22, 2008

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A word used when you're more bored than bored, or when you have nothing else to say.

Proununciation: kwee-urr-ti-yoo-wee-oh-pi-liss-f'kway-see-see-vee-bee-in-in-till-duh-in-im

Jim: I'm bored. Oh, wait! I know!
Jim (typing): Qweėęēêèéërtyÿuūùûüúiìįíîïīoõøōœòôöópaãåāàáâäæsšßśdfghjklłzżžźxcčçćvbnñńm
(Jim drops the phone he was typing on)
Jim: Oh, ahhh, holy qweėęēêèéërtyÿuūùûüúiìįíîïīoõøōœòôöópaãåāàáâäæsšßśdfghjklłzżžźxcčçćvbnñńm!

by It's not fair! June 11, 2018

qweef

A pusssy fart

Often used as a negative term to clutzy, stupid people

"Josh you fucking qweef, if you drop the bong water in my room im calling sorin on you"

by Gabe "drukqs" October 19, 2005

Qweef Slap

A girl/girls that qweef on their hand and then slaps a male of any age in the face with the hand they qweefed on

Hey jessica I just qweef slapped my little brother!

by Jkilla37 January 28, 2010

qweenis

A somewhat small penis which is characterised by it's extravagant 90 degree bend to the left, located at the halfway point, and tapered end. The qweenis has the ability to reach around corners, yet due to it's size it is often described as useless. However, it's probably still big, for an ant.

"Hey Bryn, could you use your qweenis to grab something in this little crack?

"Sure Will. I'm a big dildo -loving gay man"

by HairyMunkey May 16, 2016

Qweeeb

Qweeeb refers to the last bit of magically dust expelled from a unicorn's anus upon its death.

1. The highly sought after qweeeb is an ingredient in many top class spells.

by Darkhigh July 8, 2017