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A young handsome motherfucker who is known for playing league of legos and being under teh weather.
A young handsome motherfucker who is known for playing league of legos and being under teh weather. Qweeeb
Qweeeb by Qweeeb October 1, 2016

qweèéêëēėęrtyÿuûüùúūiîïíīįìoôöòóœøōõpaàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjklłzžźżxcçćčvbnñńm

Every word on the English keyboard on apple devices
I am so bored I might as well type out the entire keyboard : qweèéêëēėęrtyÿuûüùúūiîïíīįìoôöòóœøōõpaàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjklłzžźżxcçćčvbnñńm
1/4 of a 2mg bar of xanax, a quater bar, or qweeb.
Yo, let me cop that qweeb before the party so I can get a little more loosey goosey
Qweeb by Timothy Gregory XXI February 6, 2017

Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
Cockmongling Qweefburg3r by Moe.Y December 16, 2008

qweėęēêèéërtyÿuūùûüúiìįíîïīoõøōœòôöópaãåāàáâäæsšßśdfghjklłzżžźxcčçćvbnñńm 

A word used when you're more bored than bored, or when you have nothing else to say.

Proununciation: kwee-urr-ti-yoo-wee-oh-pi-liss-f'kway-see-see-vee-bee-in-in-till-duh-in-im
Jim: I'm bored. Oh, wait! I know!
Jim (typing): Qweėęēêèéërtyÿuūùûüúiìįíîïīoõøōœòôöópaãåāàáâäæsšßśdfghjklłzżžźxcčçćvbnñńm
(Jim drops the phone he was typing on)
Jim: Oh, ahhh, holy qweėęēêèéërtyÿuūùûüúiìįíîïīoõøōœòôöópaãåāàáâäæsšßśdfghjklłzżžźxcčçćvbnñńm!

qweeberr 

A version of Big Bird from Sesame Street, but from the skreets.
Ayo, thats my guy qweeberr pulling up, get out the way!
qweeberr by invi_ November 11, 2020
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