"Dude, I was in the bakery yesterday, and I had the best pumpernickel pump-off ever!"
"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"
"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."
"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"
"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
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Get the Pumpernickeled mug.A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.
Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.
It is a very messy process.
Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.
It is a very messy process.
"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."
by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 14, 2021
Get the Pumpernickel Finger-Gun mug.I was eatin pumpernickle. Pimp comes over say U like pumpernickle? I got one U can pump for a dollar!
So I took pumpernickle to the wedge @ new port beach had a ball boa bar + frozen banana!
So I took pumpernickle to the wedge @ new port beach had a ball boa bar + frozen banana!
by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006
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by Spinshady January 26, 2019
Get the Pumpernickel mug.An STD that causes enlargement of the penis and growth of worts so it looks like a giant red pickle. Also the name of a male stripper in Tulsa, renouned for his fondness of pumpernickel and his fire crotch. Also the nom de plume of a philosopher famous for his insights into the pretentious nature of college students and their inability to admit when they're wrong; most especially engineers, pre-law and pre-med majors.
Girl 1:" omg don't screw that guy, he has a scarlet pumpernickel"
Girl 2:" ew gross he should get that checked out"
Girl 2:" ew gross he should get that checked out"
by Tor-whore June 30, 2014
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