Pub Psychologist

An understanding and sympathetic person people turn to in a pub or bar to talk about their problems.

He got it all sorted after speaking to the pub psychologist.

by wardswords November 28, 2016

Battle Born Psychology

A method of couples reconciliation where couples agree to choose who gets final decision making authority for all types of situations to reduce arguments.

Last night my wife and I agreed to take Battle Born Psychology seriously to end our fighting and laid out twelve different situations where she gets final say and I get final say. Our agreements ended immediately.

by Golden029 November 16, 2019

psychotonomy

A sketch by the "Upright Citizens Brigade", spoofing scientology and dianetics. A very funny parody, may be found at www.xenutv.com/us/ucb.htm

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by Ben Gray March 2, 2004

studying psychology

To not be presently engaged in an activity of note.

The following responses to the subsequent question are all equivalent.

Me: Hey man, what are you up to?

Charlie: Just fucking the dog.
Charlie: Jack all.
Charlie: Fuck all.
Charlie: Studying psychology.

by EggplantSquatter January 3, 2010

psychology beaker

this poor beaker has copped a load of cum, 12 loads of off up and go, 3 loads of stale chewy gum, and who knows what else. this thing smells like absolute shit, and will probably never even be noticed because no one loves it. it lives a very hard life, trapped underneath a table, with the only sign of its existence being the reeking smell that comes from it, but no one can actually locate it. the men ig and traddos are aware of its whereabouts, but refuse to share the knowledge, for fear of the psychology beaker being destroyed.

person 1: fuck cunt, you smell like the psychology beaker. wear some cologne.
person 2: lmao na i love that shit. smells so good.
person 1: ah true. fuck lemme get a whiff of you one more time
person 1 and 2 then proceed to engage in deep anal activities.

by Gagonmycock June 17, 2019

psychological gangbang

No one is letting you neck, but no one is helping you either. You're being fucked over by your doctors, support system, government, family, friends, and the universe because whilst they don't want you to hurt (yourself) they don't wanna put in the effort to f**king help either.

P1: Man you doing okay?
P2: Nah man, having a psychological gangbang.
P1: Ah man that's rough.

by lonelycactus July 12, 2020

Psychology

The discipline that everyone swears they know about simply because they took an intro class which barely covers the other areas of the discipline or watch Dr. Phil.

Student: I took an intro class and I will psychoanalyze you despite my professor telling me it's bullshit.
2nd student: I know all about psychology since I watch dr. Phil religiously.

by Psycho-doom May 10, 2014