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prosecutorial abuse

Illegal tactics used by unscrupulous attorneys in order to insure a conviction regardless of the guilt or innocence issue.
When the Bellingham} County Attorney learned the defendant was innocent he/she engaged in prosecutorial abuse by mental intimidation.
by @thedocwho2 February 16, 2019
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Backsplash protection

When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection
"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."

"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."

"Nah i used backsplash protection."
by xTimmins September 2, 2013
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advanced protection

When more than one condom is used at a time. For example, using an entire box of condoms will make your dick look like a cocoon.
Girl: I won't have sex with you unless you wear two condoms.

Guy: Sure thing, I have advanced protection.
by ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao June 1, 2016
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assword protection

When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.
Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.
by Zonal K August 21, 2019
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Protection

"hey nigga you brought protection?"
"yeah dude in case her parents find out"
by niggafuck August 11, 2016
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projectionist

1. The guy who starts movies, and in time, will lose his job to the ever growing dome of jobs that technology will be able to replace.
2. A word you typed in because you're bored out of your god damned mind. Maybe it's your job, maybe it's your friends job, maybe you didn't know what a projectionist is, but the point is you have to get up and go do something besides waste your time here. Ride the bus with your headphones off, meet new people, talk to the first pretty opposing sex you see, who knows something might start. JUST GET OFF YOUR ASS!

By the way I'm totally in the same rut.
1. Hey! Your projectionist won't start the movie!
2. I said get out of the house.
by NESMonster February 3, 2004
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Persecution Fetish

Someone with a persecution fetish - normally straight christian conservatives - believes that they are persecuted and oppressed to make themselves feel special and play the victim, when in reality those people are the ones who persecute others themselves.
Person1: ''It's horrible, we christian white straight men are being erased from media and censored''
Person2: ''mf you were just talking about how you hate gay people, quit having a persecution fetish''
by TomatoLoss July 17, 2023
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