Procrastinapping

When you are overwhelmed by the work you need to do, so you take a nap instead.

I had this terrible anxiety dream while I was procrastinapping.

by mlelynn March 26, 2017

Procrasticate

Procrastinating by means of defecation

I gotta do this project but I also gotta shit, I’m gonna go procrasticate.

by Silent Fart47 March 3, 2019

procrastiception

When you procrastinate so hard you forget what you were procrastinating about.

Hellish: Dude I was procrastinating on something but I forgot what it was.
Ali: oh my god, procrastiception!

by Madworld808 March 31, 2019

procrasticake

when you bake a cake to procrastinate on another task

"I was so stressed for my midterm, I made procrasticake. Would you like some?"

by janeclam June 20, 2022

Procrastinap

The “productive” nap you take to avoid doing work, convincing yourself it will somehow make you more focused later. Spoiler: it never does.

“I sat down to start my essay but somehow ended up taking a four-hour procrastinap instead.”

by Ctaylor_ September 8, 2025