present past 

Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.

Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?

present past by kristoff77777 November 8, 2014

Present perfect tense 

Your birthday.
Perfect time for a presents.

- Your present perfect tense is in a week, would you like some beer and whores?

Present perfect tense by Shadowbeast December 2, 2011

Present Mic 

Tabitha Infantes true husband.
He is so loud, that she loves it anyway.
They have a complicated relationship, but in a good way. TIZASHI ALL THE WAY!

They are very cute together and they make the best couple!

Zashi-omg u just spilt coffee on my penis.

Tabby-HAHAHAH I adore you :) Present Mic, feel my wrath

Present Mic by LIZZO LONGO February 3, 2020

Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .

Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!

Present Detectives by troubledemon December 23, 2009

Present Window 

The part of a quote that is presented in a sound bite. Pronounced pruh ZENT

What I said was "Some people say that porn and drugs should be legal because you can't resist them if you don't have access." Of course, "some people say" never made it into the present window.

Present Window by bTags March 17, 2011

present giver 

someone who gives presents

you are a bad present giver.

present giver by fsdkfhks February 26, 2017

present from the gods 

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

present from the gods by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019