Pokey 

a place of incarceration - where you go to get poked

He finally got scared straight when he was sent to the pokey

Pokey by AnalAl December 16, 2016

Angry Popeye 

When a girl is blowing a guy, he pulls out and blasts her in the eye so one eye is closed like Popeye's, then sticks his dick back down her throat numerous times so she makes a gagging noise 'ack-ack-ack-ack', like Popeye.

That girl got really pissed at me when I blasted her in the face and gave her an Angry Popeye.

Angry Popeye by Jacker J. Jackington January 11, 2008

pokey bum wank 

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time

Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?

pokey bum wank by Dave September 16, 2003

Pokey 

1. Old-time word for "slow".

2. Slang for jail.

3. Gumby's orange pony. Pokey is made out of clay and speaks in a low voice that makes him sound more like a donkey than a pony. Pokey is often jealous of Gumby's talents.

4. A cactus-themed enemy from the Super Mario video game series. Its first appearance was the non-canon Super Mario 2 (Super Mario USA in Japan), but made later appearances in other Mario games including Super Mario World and Paper Mario.

5. A main villain in Earthbound. Pokey is a fat, ego-centric boy who causes trouble for Ness and the others throughout the game. He also appears in Mother 3.

1. Stop being so pokey and catch up!

2. He got thrown in the pokey last night.

3. With his cowboy hat on, Gumby rode Pokey through the desert.

4. Don't jump on a Pokey! They're spiny!

5. Pokey REALLY means business now!

Pokey by PokeyMan October 30, 2009

Posey Rims 

The situation while playing basketball, either seriously or for fun, where the ball refuses to enter the hoop when you shoot it. Usually in the form of clanging off of the back of the rim.

*Shoots basketball and misses again*

"Ahhh, what the fuck? Fucking posey rims!

Posey Rims by ThaOnlyF1 August 11, 2012

Roley Poley Throat Punch 

When a flacid cock is rolled into a ball, and is put into a girls mouth causing arousal the cock shoots out into the back of the Throat. WARNING: may cause strep throat

“I gave my girl a Roley Poley Throat Punch last night, and she still hasn’t woken up. You could say that punch was a knock out.”

Roley Poley Throat Punch by roleypoleythroatpunch October 13, 2018

Pokey Minch 

An evil, chubby bastard, who's like is devoted to making Ness's a living nightmare. He became Giygas's lefthand man, and rode around in a spider-bot that farts.

Pokey Minch by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003