Poster Cock

When you have a poster of a really hot guy on your wall and you're caressing him as if he was a real person, but in reality it's just a poster!

Darlene: "I love this David Beckham poster. I'd tap that. (stroking the poster)"

Suzanne: "Wow, you're really loving that poster cock."

Poster Cock by lastxmas January 19, 2009

poster child for birth control

the child that the put up on posters to make people say,"oh dear jebus! im going to start taking birth control so that doesn't end up poping out of me."

"you are the poster child for birth control."

poster child for birth control by bhrome April 4, 2004

Poster-block 

In basketball, when an offensive player is poised to score emphatically on the defense, except at the last moment his shot, usually an easy dunk or layup, is blocked with an equal or greater amount of emphasis. The highlight then becomes the embarrassment of the offensive player not making his shot. See also "Posterized".

LeBron James totally Poster-Blocked Jason Richardson's 360 dunk!

Poster-block by AirXMyth March 2, 2010

Poster Fabella

The act of thinking of how your current action will tell a good story in the future.

I had some crazy Poster Fabella when jumping out of the plane.

Poster Fabella by IsaacHonsolo July 3, 2016

poster's remorse 

the feeling one may have just as he or she hits the "post" button at UD talk or on the UD wall. just like closing the barn door after the horse has fled!

gee, you'd think all these defs i've published, all the talk posts, and all the stuff i've written on the UD wall should have given me a severe case of poster's remorse........nah, screw 'em all!!!

poster's remorse by earpuller July 21, 2006

poster-child 

A verb derived from the phrase poster child. To make an example of someone or something through the application of an unfair double standard.

I'm not the only person who has gained 20 pounds. Stop poster-childing me!

poster-child by David SB June 3, 2008

Poster-Douche

When you post something with a typing error or wrong information on it... Soon after the post you realize it. Then a Douche Bag comes and comments on it and points out what your mistake was that you already knew.

I Post: "Casey Antony found guilty of murder, yes she's going to jail!"
HLN: "Casey Anthony will be released July 17, after being found guilty for lying to law enforcements."
(I go to look back at my post)
Poster-Douche 1: "Stupid idiot it's "Anthony" not "Antony"! She was found guilty of lying to law enforcements dumb ass!
Poster-Douche 2 (Follows along): "Fucking idiot spell right! And get your fucking facts straight!

Poster-Douche by DayToDay July 10, 2011