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phallo photo portaphilia

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.
"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"
by Owen Lucas May 24, 2016
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Portable Puddles

Referring to the build up of water inside your shoes after walking through a puddle or any other small body of water (noun)
I'm getting fucking pissed off! It was rainy yesterday and now I have portable puddles!
by Reefer_420_Madness October 4, 2011
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Portland

Rain, hipsters, unchecked homeless drug addicts, entitled white people policing other entitled white people, bad attitudes resulting from personal choices, and the wonderful clout-driven pissing contest that is the local music scene.
I wasn't succeeding or feeling fulfilled in (actual city), so I moved to Portland in order to project the imaginary persona I see myself as to a bunch of other people who just moved here to do the exact same thing.
by Portlando Florida January 29, 2019
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Portal

The name of the best 3d puzzle game ever made. Included in Half Life: The Orange Box for Xbox 360, Portal has the gamer solve puzzles by using a 'portal gun' to shoot two portals at the environment: one for an entrance, and the other for an exit, and vice versa. All the while, an computer voice guides the user through each stage, with more ominous comments at each stage.
Guy 1: Dude, lets get on Halo 3.
Guy 2: Hell no. I'm playing through Portal again.
by Shkeve October 29, 2007
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Portmania

<guy> "I really like Natalie Portman."

<girl> "Oh, you suffer from Portmania."
by Michael Kerr May 24, 2005
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portage wisconsin

An STD in itself. Trash line the streets and it smells like burnt piss. Everyone there is fat, retarded, and ghetto. Cops are pricks. Probably the root cause of Ebola.
Portage Wisconsin is an STD infested wasteland that makes Salton City look good.
by copperhead May 3, 2017
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The Portal

The Portal is a nick name for triple c's, it single hand idly defines a high that is almost unexplainable unless you've been there.
YO Wtf doood, im a box deep in the portal. straight zooted.
by dailygrind January 18, 2010
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