A beach close to Spain. Mostly populated by a race of small people with very short legs which don't support them very well.
When they try to play games, such as football, they fall over a lot.
They cry when they get up off the floor and realise they haven't got a penalty, the ref didn't help them this time and they've lost again.
When they try to play games, such as football, they fall over a lot.
They cry when they get up off the floor and realise they haven't got a penalty, the ref didn't help them this time and they've lost again.
Portugal cheated against England and Holland and lost twice to Greece. They have never won a major tournament and are never likely to.
by Rui Caralho July 9, 2004
Get the Portugalmug. by flubber May 21, 2005
Get the Portugalmug. Also known as "Spain's Taint", this lacluster mediterranian country is rarely displayed on maps, due to it's offensive shape. It's crude inhabitants, who gather food and hunt using rudimentary stone tools, shun outsiders for their glittery appearance and fancy book-learnin'. This practice has probably led to the famous portuguese saying, "It's better to shit in a hole in the ground than to be educated".
Also known for their putrid odor and terrible manners, this mysterious race of inbred hillfolk is thought to have descended from a tribe of half-retarded apes more than 35 years ago.
Fun Fact! - Did you know that Portugal's most beloved and famous citizen Chris Burke (you may remember him as "Corky" on the sitcom Life Goes On) recieved his nation's highest award for intellectual achievement in recognition of his breakthrough treatise "Why cookies are good"?
Also known for their putrid odor and terrible manners, this mysterious race of inbred hillfolk is thought to have descended from a tribe of half-retarded apes more than 35 years ago.
Fun Fact! - Did you know that Portugal's most beloved and famous citizen Chris Burke (you may remember him as "Corky" on the sitcom Life Goes On) recieved his nation's highest award for intellectual achievement in recognition of his breakthrough treatise "Why cookies are good"?
by The Goddess Bunny August 11, 2008
Get the Portugalmug. "Dude we been driving hours to see this lab. Are you sure we are even in Spain?"
"Nah man, we crossed into the gay region two hours ago, we're in Portugal"
"Nah man, we crossed into the gay region two hours ago, we're in Portugal"
by Bad Boy Vee February 22, 2009
Get the Portugalmug. by privvet_polz March 22, 2005
Get the Portugalmug. Spain's Foreskin
Portugal is like the Rhode Island of Europe. All it does is keep dirt out of the penis that is Spain.
by Rockefeller Jones December 1, 2010
Get the Portugalmug. Portugal is a great country who got mad that they got ban from the spice trade so they went around Africa to get them spices from India.
Now and days Portugal is broke and now relays on sucking the EU/Germany dick for money.
Now and days Portugal is broke and now relays on sucking the EU/Germany dick for money.
Guy 1: I'm from Portugal
Guy 2: that's cool aren't they broke
Guy 1: yes but we're doing okay
Guy 2: By okay you mean sucking EU/Germany dick for money
Guy 1:...
Guy 2: that's cool aren't they broke
Guy 1: yes but we're doing okay
Guy 2: By okay you mean sucking EU/Germany dick for money
Guy 1:...
by it.tas.com March 18, 2021
Get the Portugalmug.