porridger 

A clumsy try-hard

Look at him running around with his elbows out, he's a right porridger!

porridger by Misha T May 15, 2016

Porridge Brain 

The effects of feeling slow, hazy and tired after smoking weed the night before. Tends to happen the day after smoking weed before going to bed.

"Hey bro, how was your lecture?"
"I don't know bro, I felt so tired and couldn't concentrate after smoking last night"
"Damn you must have Porridge Brain"

Porridge Brain by yaboiacul November 25, 2019

Fanny porridge 

When a womans horny juices are running a bit thick.

Geoff "I aint putting it in there fool, its full of fanny porridge!"

"Strange . . . it tastes like porridge, but how did it get in here?"

Dick talking to bollocks "It is like swimming in porridge"

Fanny porridge by urban spaceman November 24, 2009

Ghetto Porridge 

Twinkies mashed up with water in a blender and boiled.

I was hungry and I had some twinkies, so I made myself some ghetto porridge and had myself some purple drank.

Ghetto Porridge by tEH fINAL pWNOSAUR May 26, 2010

Silent porridge 

The awkward silence the morning after a blazing row with your partner.

Joe: "you look down in the dumps today"
John: "yeah, me and the missus had silent porridge this morning"

Silent porridge by TransitTrain February 20, 2017

whore porridge 

Hot semen

That whore porridge looks so hot on your face

whore porridge by Natthebrat777 March 29, 2017

get some porridge 

The act of hooking up with a chick and becoming intimate with her private lady parts. An obviously naughty reference to Goldilocks and the three bears where it was presumed that Papa Bear had the hottest bowl of porridge in the household. A calm, respectable reference to hooking up with a chick without saying any dirty words.

Steve: Wow! That chick in the blue is into you.
Chris: I know. She's buying some shots of Jagermeister. After that we're goanna go back to her place and I'm going to get some porridge.

get some porridge by krackerjack53 March 6, 2010