Poonis

Penis
In poo
Call it a poonis

Carl got a poonis last night

by Bobthediscoverer December 5, 2019

pornicorn

Someone wearing a strap-on dildo on their foreheads.

Like a Unicorn, but pornographic.

"I love it when Howard straps on the rubber dildo. He is my little pornicorn"

by Kevirrrrooni November 6, 2006

Pornipotent

An individual who possesses an infinite amount of pornographic-technique related knowledge.

Dirivative of the word: Omnipotent.

I remember when Mr. Chedders told me what Chilli-Doggin' was, Hes clearly Pornipotent.

by Danzo June 11, 2004

Porkistan

An alternative way to say Pakistan referring to Islamic nation's intolerance for pork but complicity in committing persecution of its religious, ethnic and linguistic minorities

Imran Khan is Prime Minister of Porkistan

by Kesaix September 8, 2019

porniac

someone who has given up on finding a partner and has become addicted to masturbating while watching porn. A porniac will do this three or four times a day, and will usually view the porn from his(sometimes her) computer where he/she has downloaded it. Will have a massive collection stored on hard drive

i bet he is a porniac

by Bob June 11, 2004

pornish hen

A pornish hen is a woman (or girl) who posts risqué pictures of herself on Facebook or other personal pages; or who does so in internet communities. This is a play on the term Cornish hen.

Vickie posted that picture of herself losing her bikini top; she's become a real pornish hen.

by evil pop tart October 15, 2009

Porkism

The widely-held belief that pork is awesome.

Porkism hoe. STFU GTFO and go die >;

by sweetsourpork August 3, 2009