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Pornlexia

When you constantly see sexual anatomy in everyday objects. And get excited or giggly about it. You definitely can wait to point it out to your friends in meme form.
My pornlexia sure is acting up today, my carrot for lunch highly resembled a penis. My tomato for dinner looked like a vagina! Then this tree I walked past looked like two people getting it on! I can't wait to send these pics out as memes to my friends!!
by Silverserpant October 30, 2019
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Transunteragonal Portal

A portal that takes a person from the enterance to a subway station to space. These portals are invisible to all with impure gnoll heritage. Such a portal has been known to be used by Crazy Eddy to get from Toronto to Mars.
"Shit son where did Crazy Eddy go?"

"He probably used his Transunteragonal Portal to get to his poon palace on Mars"

"Nope he's over there, he was just behind that Alaskan shrub for a second"

"Oh"
by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007
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Pornacle

A porn-spam "follower" on Twitter; like barnacles on a boat, they have to be scraped off periodically.
"Susan Blowjobsky is now following you on Twitter!" "Click here to view her profile." ::sigh:: another pornacle. I'll have to clean those off eventually.
by Sidiferu October 14, 2010
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Friar Portal

A homework "website" where teachers post homework, projects and notes. Most teachers don't use it and when you do need something of the Portal its usually down. In general the Friar Portal sucks.
Check the Friar Portal when you get home
by ButtsexMcGee October 18, 2012
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nether portal

The Nether Portal is a gateway to a Hell-like demesion in the pixal video game Minecraft
"I'm building the nether portal from the obsidian I mined."
by Word master7 January 15, 2015
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Pornelius Hubert

Pornelius Hubert is the original name of Pornhub. It was named after its creator way back in 1869
Pornelius Hubert founded Pornhub way back in 1869 as a way to share his collection of photos with the world
by rudetabaga July 27, 2020
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Pornanoid

Like 'Paranoid'

The feeling of fear of being caught watching pornography

Circumstance:

One is trying to masturbate - however cannot fully indulge themselves in the atmosphere for fear of someone walking in and catching them.
What The Fuck Man! I'm So Pornanoid Its Ruining My Wank!
by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009
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