Pooches 

1.) What you call your soon to be spouse

2.) Nickname for your significant other

I love you pooches

Pooches by Muliticus May 30, 2019

poopcastle

A castle made of poop.

girl: Did you go to the beach?

Ted: No, but I made a poopcastle.

poopcastle by Poopcastle July 13, 2011

poopcheek 

A poopcheek is a complete idiot, A person who does stupid & has an extreme lack of common sense. Always acts like they are either wasted or stoned when they are completely sober. Clumsy & has ridiculous behavior. But one of the funnest people to hang out with.

Guy 1: What was she on last night?
Guy 2: None, she always acts like a dumbass.
Guy 1: Oh, whatta poopcheek.
Guy 1: Yeah but she's fun as hell!

Girl 1: Oh my god, I just fell all the way down the fuckin' stairs.
Girl 2: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Girl 3: She's such a poopcheek!

poopcheek by LC(: April 23, 2008

popchest 

Word used to describe a particularly large chest on a man. Usually a meatheaded bodybuilder or guy in a gym

Look pon dem muscles bwoy, him got biggg popchest

popchest by Meathead Bwoy October 29, 2008

Poophaster

A traumatic event ; A poopy disaster

Whoa what a poophaster

Poophaster by Ryan Forest July 16, 2008

Poochesha

stupid ugly skanky paris wannabe with a designer purse dog. Talks baby talk and tries to take her ugly, inbred, overpriced, petstore mutt everywhere.

Look at that poochesha with that gagly poo-mutt and the tacky clothes.

Poochesha by designermuttssuck December 14, 2008

poopcrastinating

When you don't want to go back to work/whatever else you're doing, and proceed to stay on the toilet far too long looking at Facebook posts, Instagram pictures, news articles, playing 2048, etc. - often far longer than it has taken you to actually poop.
This may also be due to fear of wiping in some individuals.

Poopcrastinating in its various forms:

1) I had a bunch of TPS reports I didn't want to do, so I poopcrastinated on the toilet for a solid 20 minutes and got a new high score on candy crush.

2) I had a huge essay to write after I finished my Econ homework, but nature called and I proceeded to poopcrastinate for a half hour on instagram.

3) Person 1: "Where is Bob? He went to the bathroom a half an hour ago." Person 2: "He's probably poopcrastinating."

poopcrastinating by Michael Mittelman December 20, 2014