poof

a cute person, a playful way of calling someone a cutie.

you're such a poof, i love you so much

by mouse June 14, 2014

poof

V. when someone is hit by an extremely weak force and the person who created the force thinks they are really strong

My brother poofed me to prove a point, I laughed.

by A1R DOG November 9, 2009

poof

To ejaculate a powder from over ejaculation

OMG Ian just poofed!

by Teril April 18, 2011

poof

A scottish term for a man who fucks another man...(Gay)!

I was almost pricked by a poof in the anal area, at the jailhouse!

by Chubbs May 15, 2003

poof

1.) an effeminate homosexual male
2.) an onyx
3.) a gay gardener (GG)
(See Onyx)

Onyx is a poof-boy. How do I know this? Because he is a poof-boy. What is a poof-boy, you ask? (repeat)

by Lindsay and Nate April 7, 2004

poof

poof on the bbc three comedy little britain, daffydd thomas, who wears tight leather clothes, and has a really annoyin accent, who lives in the barely knwon welsh village of llandewi brefi (or whatever!) and claims to be the 'only gay in the village' when clearly, he aint.

get over urself daffydd. You aint the only gay in the village.

'help me with the shopping'
'oh i cant im gay'
'poof'
'homeophobe!'
'what?'
'my own mother! im callin childline!'

by Soph Lee June 29, 2006

poof

1. what u do wen ur takin a shit
2. what u do wen a bunch of tough guys r about 2 dent ur face in
3. wat gay guys do wen ther guna b beet the shit out of from al these guys who hate gays but they throw ther fairy dust

1. i gota take a poof man!!!!
2. lets poof n disapear b4 wer all killed!!
3. o no not agen! i gota poof outa here agen!

by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004