What is done in and around a shared bathroom while waiting for others to leave so you can crap in private. Often includes face washing and mirror gazing.
Sorry I'm late. George peed, did dishes AND shaved so I had to poocrastinate for like 20 minutes before I could leave. I really had to go.
by wesleyan102 October 12, 2007
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"Polcrap" can be used two ways:
1) to describe the current state of politics in any region.
2) to express disgust with a situation
IT IS NOT A COMBINATION OF "POL" AND "CRAP"
1) to describe the current state of politics in any region.
2) to express disgust with a situation
IT IS NOT A COMBINATION OF "POL" AND "CRAP"
by SuperCookieMan February 9, 2010
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Usually for big events such as the superbole or some hot chick you see across the street.
Usually for big events such as the superbole or some hot chick you see across the street.
guy 1:Dude this game is awesome!
guy 2:i know man, but i really need to take a shit
guy1: dont procrapsinate like last time. the stain didnt come off for weeks
guy 2:i know man, but i really need to take a shit
guy1: dont procrapsinate like last time. the stain didnt come off for weeks
by procrapsinator1 August 27, 2010
Get the procrapsinate mug.When you have work to do and you have to go poop, but after pooping you sit on the toilet and masturbate because you don't want to go back to work.
See also procrasturbate and poopcrastinate.
See also procrasturbate and poopcrastinate.
"I had been working on calc homework for like an hour so I went to the bathroom for a routine poopcrastination...little did I know my stupid stepdad had been over the night before and left his Hustler on top of the toilet. Before I knew I had started to procrapsturbate."
by fisalerkle July 18, 2014
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Admissions Officer 1: Not another procrapplication!
Admissions Officer 2: Just throw that straight into the rejection pile.
Admissions Officer 2: Just throw that straight into the rejection pile.
by kirkatia98 January 5, 2016
Get the procrapplication mug.Derived from the meaning of procrastinator, a procraptinator is one who sits on the toilet too long, too lazy to get up or not wanting to get off their phone.
"Dean, get off your ass and come clean these dishes!"
"Bruh he's a procraptinator. He ain't getting up anytime soon."
"Bruh he's a procraptinator. He ain't getting up anytime soon."
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