Legrection

A spasm from the leg, much like an erection but very painful. Legrections tend to be the effect of laziness and cramping.
"Ow, I just got a legrection somebody call 911"
by Lady_Merry013 June 10, 2015
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Procraptinator

Derived from the meaning of procrastinator, a procraptinator is one who sits on the toilet too long, too lazy to get up or not wanting to get off their phone.
"Dean, get off your ass and come clean these dishes!"

"Bruh he's a procraptinator. He ain't getting up anytime soon."
by Lady_Merry013 March 03, 2016
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