Poof

a verb that replaces virtually any verb, with a sexual inference.

Dude, I totally just poofed that guy over there.

Poofing is so much fun, I just want to do it all the time!

I like to poof little animals.

by a real ROCKN'ROLLA March 27, 2009

Poof

a slang term for "good-bye"; can have multiple spellings and usages: poofers, poofas, poofpoof

aite~ imma go now.. poof!

by user May 4, 2003

Poof

A style of hairdo popular with women circa 2008/2009. Often seen in high fashion; imitated by many, pulled off by few.

"I invented the frickin' poof."
-Snookie, aka Nicole Polizzi, from Mtv's Jersey Shore

by plzblv January 7, 2010

poof

a shortened form of poofda, or, aussie slang for faggot / homosextual.

Look at that frikken poof!

by moo. February 16, 2003

Poof

1: The sound the Fairly Oddparents make when they disappear and/or reappear

2: A crappy hairstyle that Snooki from Jersey Shore believed she had invented

3: A famous quote made by legendary YouTuber Markiplier "POOF!"

Timmy Turner: You guys had to poof off to Camp Happy Crownyville, while I got rained and volleyballed on!

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Poof

Noun- A person who dates a younger person due to an inability to get dates of their own age.

"Man, Bret is a real poof! She is so much younger!"

by Officer McNasty September 2, 2015

Poof

A Dick queef, forcing air out of your penis with a sudden burst of audible force.

What would it be called if a dick queefed? It would be called a poof.

by Propoofer February 21, 2020