Ponk

P in Paul
Onk from Donk
So like Ponk
Duh

He covered his bulging ponk with a notebook as she walked by.

by PashionFruit May 24, 2022

PONKE

ponke means lonke which means lonk which means lamp which means lampo which means lmao

person: says something funny
person 2: PONKE

by Grombellzz November 24, 2019

Ponk

To Ponk; break wind; guff; cut loose; freep; clear the room.

A term used to excuse ones having committed any of the above.

A 'Ponker' may also be referred to as a 'Ponkertron', 'Ponkee' or 'Ponk-monster'.

After dropping an earth shatteringly loud and subsequently ethnically cleansing stench while being interviewed on the Michael Parkinson show.

You: Ponk! Do excuse me Michael.

Michael Parkinson: You Ponker!

by BigDim February 19, 2008

Ponk

A nonsense word used for log output in computer programs to assure application support teams that the application is actually still running and has not jammed, as they inevitably suspect.

...
10/10/2010 04:02:07 INFO Loading the thing from the place
10/10/2010 04:31:05 INFO Thing loaded
10/10/2010 04:31:06 WARN Wizards and Elves notified using SNMP - elves.hither.yon:public
10/10/2010 04:32:25 DEBUG sql: {select 'fish' from 'trousers' where 'dave' = 'ferret';}. Waiting for next trigger time.
10/10/2010 04:40:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 04:50:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 05:00:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 05:10:00 INFO PONK!
...

by NaughtyJim October 21, 2010

Ponk

Derogatory term used for the musical genre combining pop and punk (also known as pop punk). Bands like Simple Plan, Good Charlotte and Blink 182 all fall into the Ponk category. Similarly, people who listen to Ponk can be called Ponkers.

"I'm sick of hearing that Ponk crap on the radio"

by Elizabeth Carr November 5, 2005

Pinky Ponk

To waste time

“She was supposed to be here at 6pm but of course she had to pinky ponk and show up at 8pm.”

by graesometimes August 27, 2023

PonK

addel is the biggest Ponk evaaaa

"Addel ur a Ponk-nuff said =" xoxo =

by mel1211 June 2, 2008