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Saucisson Polonaise

A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".

Also known as a kielbasa.

See also: Kevorka Polonaise.
"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."

"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."
by Casper McFriendly September 20, 2006
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Du pooh

Asking someone if they digested there food. Or have made a poopy.
“Hey Dillan du pooh? “
“Yes Jordan i du pooh.”
by Jorb t cup August 17, 2021
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polo g

dammmmm- you heard that new polo g song shii go hard
by suckmygrittles😎 October 7, 2020
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Marco Polo

Excuse for touching breasts in a pool.
by Davezor October 21, 2003
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Nardo Polo

The greatest marble player who ever lived.
I told her my name was Nardo Polo, the greatest marble player who ever lived.
by Princess Hafadalla September 11, 2008
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urban polo

A less expensive version of the sport polo in which horses are replaced with bicycles, the plastic ball is replaced with a street hockey ball, and mallets are replaced with hockey sticks. Also, instead of a grass field, urban polo is played on concrete (a street, a parking lot, etc).

Urban polo is set up just like polo or street hockey, with a goal on opposite sides of the field and teams of two or more.
"Hey man, want to play some polo this weekend?"
"You know I can't afford a horse, let's play urban polo instead."
by shendrickson March 31, 2008
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bike polo

Polo played on bicycles. Played either hard-court (relatively new) or on grass (over 100 years of tradition), there is dispute over weather the sport originated in India or Ireland. Two teams try to bat a tiny soccer ball through opposing goal posts without dabbing their feet on the ground.
All's fair in love, war and bike polo.
by reZzreZz March 2, 2008
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