plano

Place you want to complain about when you have no life, home, or friends.

I'm going to bash Plano because I'm a puss who will have no rammifications for what I say on the internet!

by anonyMOOSE November 3, 2004

plano

Suburb of Dallas, Texas. We're pretty diverse.

You got the minorities in the east who beat/shoot each other up.

You got the middle class mixture in the center of the city who is high on pot.

Then you've got the snobbily rich white kids in the west who are high on heroine.

That's the truth. Trust me, I live here. Don't pay attention to any stupid MTV documentary.

by Kevin April 17, 2005

Plano Carpool

Giving a ride to someone in exchange for a blow job. Supposedly common practice at some Texas High Schools

Dude, I've been running a Plano Carpool all week.

If you miss the bus, just take a Plano carpool.

by LadiesMan217 August 2, 2007

Plano

A city close to Dallas. Unfortunately the stereotypes are pretty true. West was the richer side of town; rich kids all fucked off on some shit living in nice ass houses. Everyone was on prescription drugs. The vibe I felt from west plano people: super sexually weird, sort of reminded me of serial killers. There was a nigga that liked to drug girls at parties and rape them. I knew a girl , who fell victim to the therapy of prescription drugs and believed that since she didn’t have her adderrall, it was ok to do meth. East Plano- full of wanna be drug dealers and kids who liked to party. middle class, some upper. Sadly two of the guys I knew couldn’t see life any other way. One of them was a smart guy but he kept using drugs and couldn’t stay out of jail. He’s out now, dating a stripper on acid. The other is a runaway meth dealer who went from motel livin n pimpin to rottin and hidin away in storage units in the dallas area (he thought it was cool to get the Plano emblem tattooed on his face if that tells you anything). Then of course I do know people that actually grew the fuck up and stayed away from the “im bored and wanna live a drug fueled life that will do me no good”.
And I guess similar stories happen all around the world but this was my personal experience with Plano, Tx.

And lastly, yes, in the 90’s, Plano was known for the heroin deaths.

Girl: y’all wanna go to a Plano party?
Boy: West or East Plano?
Girl: Either one, pick your poison

by Illntranquil May 31, 2019

plano cunt

A whiney stupid bitch from Plano that bitches whether or not somebody smiles at them or not.
They always walk around with their stupid cell phone. They sometimes give you this look your a piece of shit.

Hi: How can I help you?
Plano cunt: Mom I don't like those tampons they make my cooch itch. I don't like scratching my pussy with a wire brush.
Me: When you get off the phone I'll help you.
Plano cunt: What did you say? I am having a very important phone conversation with my mother. I'll tell my mom what you said to me and she'll come down here and kick your ass.

Me: Fuck you Plano Cunt!

by boody man October 19, 2004

Plano West

IN regards to the previous entry: 90% correct. Indeed, Plano West is a festering pool of excess spending and "cool" (expensive) drugs. Although, there are a rare breed of the Wolf Pack known as the "Dallas Kids". These kids live in Dallas and only smoke the cheapest pot available. Their parents don't give them money all the time and most of them dont drive $50,000+ cars. They went to Frankford Middle School, and have to drive over 5 miles to get to school. Those kids rule and hate Plano West as much as the rest of you. Rock on dallas kids, Rock on.

"hey man should we invite Timmy to come on our annual Plano West cruise this spring break?"
"No he's a Dallas kid he cant afford it."
"Oh yea, being rich rulez"

by Chris Khraish July 24, 2008

plano prank

A badass display of balls such as climbing up the roof of your school the summer of 07 drawing a giant penis on the roof and silently taking credit :)

class of 07:
n.c.
c.c.
b.b.
(pranksters)
= a badass plano prank

by badass 07 mofo October 20, 2008