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A suburb of Dallas, it breifly flashed into national news-worthiness when blacktop heroin found its way there in the late 90's, leading to a slew of deaths. It can be divided into 2 regions

A. West: The newer part, it also has a higher per capita income(on the order of $100,000-$120,000). Its schools are still a hotbed of drug activity due to the high preponderance of bored, rich kids, but heroin has fallen out of favor.

B. East: Considered by most Plano-ites, to be the "ghetto" section of Plano, the vast majority is still upper-middle class. It however lacks the number of shopping malls/ multiplexes/ etc. that have arose in the west side during the building boom that hit the DFW area in the 90's.
In Plano there are two types of students; bored, rich junkies and GPA-whoring asians
Plano by Brian Smith May 13, 2005

Palsnoedi 

Palsnoedi is a superior superhuman being that controls the blue seas and stormy skies, however palsnoedi also controls all seven and more dimensions. It has masters the skills of each and ever dimension. Palsnoedi is not a boy nor a girl,
palsnoedi is a palsnoedi
it’s literally just palsnoedi
Palsnoedi by karen_123456789 November 4, 2020
When you tell somebody to stop before they make a huge mistake
Player: I will drop this doll into the lava
Guide: pls no
pls no by ExcusemesirWTF March 3, 2019

Plano Senior High School

Caught in the middle of the feud between Plano East and Plano West, Plano Senior High School remains to this very day, regardless of really really really really ridiculously bad propaganda about drugs, the most prestigious school in the nation. cuz we said so.
The school has maintained excellent traditions that not only encourage the students to excel in academics but to also have fun, yo.
Yeah, we have our share of rich snobby kids, but don't be hatin' on us, bitches.
Here are a few reasons we own you.
-7 state football titles. more than any other school in texas.
-AP biology teacher was 2006 texas teacher of the year.
-highest SAT average in the nation (yeah, we love our asians)
-you have to have a 4.1 to be in the top ten percent.
-the largest graduating class in the nation every year.
-Plano Senior High was named by the Grammy Foundation as a 2005 Grammy Signature School Gold school for their achievement in the arts.
-STATES CHAMPS; Boys Varsity Basketball 2006
- UIL division 5A was created because of us.
-Plano administers more Advanced Placement tests each year than any other school west of the Mississippi River and all but one school in the United States
-The campus was constructed at a cost of 38.6 million dollars
-Plano hosts the largest high school blood drive in the nation. and it's been the way since 1992.
-we pretty much built Allen. thanks to Robin Hood
-The 2006 Plano Academic Decathlon team took 2nd at nationals.
-John B. Herrington- the first Native American astronaut to go to space- graduated from Plano.
-we have a pond. with REAL ducks. our ducks own your ducks.
-the Wildcat Band played at Texas Stadium.
-Plano's HOSA, FBLA, and other career organizations pretty much make it to nationals every year..and win. not to mention own all the magnet schools.
-Plano has the most active volunteers in Texas.
-Our foreign language program is better than yours. by a lot.
-and that's just a few. if you really want to know more about Plano, tell your dad to get rich fast and move here..or die trying. (you'll probably die trying.)

If at first you dont succeed, Plano is not for you.
Plano Senior High School
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cant touch this.

Plano Mom 

the mother of a child attending Plano West Senior High, rarely found East of Coit Road. Plano Moms have highlighted hair to match their daughter's, have no need for employment due to their wealthy beyond belief husbands, and spend their money keeping their body in peak condition and clothed in the most expensive clothes sold at Willowbend Mall.

usually called "MILF"s
"oh man, check out that woman. how old do you think she is?"

"man I dont know, but shes hot. she definitely looks like a Plano Mom though. check out that rack."
Plano Mom by fjvuaidsljk September 6, 2009

Planorat 

similar to a hoodrat except it refers to a resident of Plano, TX that most likely didnt graduate high school and partakes in multiple extreme drugs. They are also highly liable to life there their entire lifespan, and just bum around feening for drugs
When I went home for the weekend I was picking up a dub sack and walked into an apartment with multiple Planorats dwelling inside drinking 4loko.
Planorat by shitad October 4, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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