Plastered

To be so completely shitfaced drunk that you are barely even able to have a good time. This is the final stage before alcohol poisoning.

"Dude, Adam was totally plastered last night, we almost had to take him to the hospital."

by Chronus Pseudonymous February 27, 2018

Man Pleaser

"the mouth"; to refer to someones mouth in a homosexual reference

"shut your man pleaser"

by Rich January 14, 2003

woman pleaser

another name for your cock. unless you are a gay, and then its a man pleaser.

aite sweetheart, cum over here and suck on my woman pleaser.

by chris and liam January 16, 2007

Meat Pleaser

A person's mouth, which is used to give oral pleasure. Always used in a derogatory way towards females, sometimes fags.

Hey, get that meat pleaser over here and start sucking on this big dick, bitch.
Shut your fucking meat pleaser bitch!

by shrekDIEsel January 7, 2011

pleaser weasel

A person who will glibly and readily agree to do whatever they're asked without any intention of following through. Pleaser weasels will wait until the last minute to come up with a lame excuse or make it so inconvenient for you to hold them to their promise that you tell them to forget it.

Paul is such a pleaser weasel. He agreed to meet me for dinner three different times this week and always stood me up at the last minute with one poor excuse after another.

by lbsutter September 10, 2016

plastergating

Masturbating and/or ejaculation where the semen sticks and plasters itself to the walls, carpets, drapes, etc.

"Eesh, your plastergating got on the walls and ruined my Turkish drapes!"

by Slanginfoguy June 15, 2021

gash plaster

Sanitary towel. A sheet of plasticky cotton-wool with wings on it that you buy from the chemist, put inside womens undergarmetnts in order to catch all the bloody mess that comes out of the vagina during lady-time

Dude#1: Phew! Whats that smell?

Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.

by Franck Butcher March 30, 2008