Playsturbation

when a PlayStation fan gets really horny by looking at the PS4 and shoves it up their ass while masturbating

Brad: Xbox users will never understand Playsturbation. Stupid Xcox

by Duck in a Hole July 24, 2016

playstaiton controller

the reason people want the ps5.

person1 : i forgot to bring my playstaiton controller.
person 2: here *shows him a watermelon with buttons on it*.
person 1: wtf.

by well why urban dictionary January 15, 2021

Insta-plays

The large amounts of plays a song gets on your iTunes once you first download the song.

Dude, that song got a bunch of insta-plays when i bought it yesterday.

by TheVasinaShow May 12, 2010

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

A new toy endorsed by Paris Hilton. Made famous by South Park; It comes with a viseo camera, night vision filter, play money, loseable cell phone, and 16 hits of extasy.

Girl 1: I'm pretending to talk on my cell phone while my boyfriend waits for more sex.

Girl 2: You're a stupid spoiled whore!

Girl 1: I love my Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!

by gofuckurselfkthxbai February 18, 2009

Playstation 3

A ----ing exspensive but state of the art game console.

Dude #1:Look I got a Playstation 3!
Dude #2:Cool! Can I play?
Dude #1:No this thing costs more than you.
Dude #2:---- off.

by Unfergalicous June 29, 2007

playstation week

the week when your girlfriend/wife is menstruating.

see also on the blob, having the painters in

dude #1 - ah man, no sex this week

dude #2 - how comes?

dude #1 - playstation week

dude #2 - ah (said in a knowing and sympathetic tone of voice)

by Barry January 22, 2005

playstation eyes

An umbrella term for eye conditions resulting from excessive gaming sessions. The main symptom of Playstation Eyes is the sensation that one's eye balls are about to fall out. Early warning signs of Playstation Eyes include a zombified, vacant expression, a rapid reddening of the eyes and above all, a severe dryness, as though Bear Grylls has quaffed on your Vitreous gel.

I'm sorry old chap, but I am going to have to call a halt to the COD session - I can feel the onset of Playstation Eyes.

by F.Sharkey December 21, 2015