a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.

Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.

by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008

Cheeseburger picnic

A picnic involving many people on the show "trailer park boys" but mostly randy , he is the one trying to have a nice friendly cheeseburger picnic but it gets all fucked up by ricky.

"I was just trying to have a nice cheeseburger picnic BUT IT GOT ALL FUCKED UP!!"

by g-l420 August 16, 2009

lou piniella

Nicknamed "Sweet Lou", a popular major league baseball team manager. Formerly a player for several teams in the 60s-80s. Since then he has managed for five teams, currently the Chicago Cubs. He is famous for becoming very angry at umpires which usually results in him screaming in their face and then throwing his hat on the ground, which is very funny to watch.

From Wikipedia: "In a game on September 18, 2002 in a 3–2 (10) win against the Texas Rangers, Lou Piniella came out to argue a call in the bottom of the ninth in which the umpire called out Ben Davis after a close play at first and was immediately tossed by first base umpire C.B. Bucknor after throwing down his hat. Afterwards, he kicked his hat several times, aggressively approached Bucknor as he was screaming in his face, and kicked dirt on him as well. After being restrained by first base coach Johnny Moses, he then ripped first base from its mooring then threw it down the right field foul line twice after he imitated the umpire tossing him out."

by 9035ngk August 11, 2009

retard picnic

A noxious gathering of socially inept or annoying people.

Let's blow this retard picnic! These people are a bunch of recovery zombies!

by Cletus Nelson March 19, 2005

pignip

A slovenly, unwashed and unattractive person. Often one who is obese.

Kathy never had a date because of her weight and her poor personal hygiene, she was a real pignip.

by Eenmaa October 31, 2003

hippie picnic

A picnic in an outdoor area that is exactly like a regular picnic except that there is the action of marijuana smoking taking place. It is very convenient because it is equipped with smoke ventilation (outdoors) and munchies (the picnic food you pack).

1: Hey, we're having a hippie picnic this weekend in the park, do you want to come?

2: Sure, I'll bring the sandwhiches. And the weed.

by noelm91 July 24, 2007

Tit Picnic

The opposite of a sausage fest: a large gathering of girls with little to no male presence. Can be good or bad, depending on gender/sexual orientation.

Dude, you should have been there last night! We went to this party and it was like a massive tit picnic!

I was hoping to meet some cute guys at the Sorority-Fraternity exchange, but it ended up being just one big tit picnic.

by imaniv6 February 28, 2011