by L@dy Pre$h July 3, 2005
Get the pitni mug.a picnic between men. No glasses, no napkins. Whiskey only. The beverage of true men... and pretzels. Typically set up in a place where women can't hear you, so you can outline your counteroffensive and trashtalk them.
by RAGESTARVED October 20, 2012
Get the Manly Picnic mug.To revolt against government corruption through non-life-threatening destruction of government property by use of farm equipment.
That guy just crushed 7 cars with a huge tractor! He's part of the Pionism movement.
That dude just sprayed city hall with a shit spreader! Yeah, he's part of the Pionism movement too!
That dude just sprayed city hall with a shit spreader! Yeah, he's part of the Pionism movement too!
by The Vermonster August 11, 2012
Get the Pionism mug.One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
by drones November 1, 2014
Get the 12 inch pianist mug.ashley: ...and i also bought this checkered dress. its really fucking cute. makes me look like a picnic bitch
by wildflowersass January 18, 2019
Get the picnic bitch mug.Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."
by P. Gunn October 2, 2013
Get the Bakersfield Picnic mug.When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.
Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.
by eddyt113007 June 1, 2010
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