Jam Piano

Fingering a wench when she's "on"

resulting in a mess on ones hands similar to that of playing a piano with jam on the keys.

Barry: "dude she so didnt tell me, and i totally ended up playing the Jam Piano!"

by Spunk Sucker February 27, 2010

Piano

Better than a guitar

A piano is better than a guitar, idiots.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff September 23, 2020

Piano

The best musical instrument ever! Used to make beautiful music... and waste hours of the day on.

Alex: "BECCA! I JUST CALLED KATY AND SHES NOT PICKING UP! THIS IS SO UNLIKE HER!"
Becca: "Just chill, shes on the piano..."

by Musicsocks June 8, 2011

get the piano off your back

Something to be yelled (typically by a coach) at a person running VERY slowly. Often followed by: "Don't stop and play it on the way."

Hey, get the piano off your back and run!

by kauz381 November 29, 2007

stupid piano

A piano that isn't the smartest, but keeps a good attitude.

Bro 1: yo this is one stupid piano!

Bro 2: yea, what's wrong with it?

Piano: M̶͕̲͘̚á̵͖͎̈́y ̧͂ ̵͉̝͐S ̨̲̈́a ̛͠ͅt̴͙̻͗͒á̵̢̮͝n̶̗̾ ̺͈͂r ̛̗â̵͚̞͌i ̰̩͛̇n̶̢̚ ̶̼͑̈h ̱̝̀̂í̴͖͙̆s̴̪̰̑ ̶̐͜b ̗̠͝͝e ̣̰̐a ̞͊m ̶̖̇o̴͇̠͘f ̰͑̐ ̴̬͋d̵̨̠̾͠e ͎̈́a ̰̀̕ẗ̵̛͍̱h̴͔̋ ̵̯̏͜u̴̹̫̇p ̛͙̟̀o̵͎̰̽͌n̴̲̙̓ ̙̄b̵̛͎ơ̶̦̓t ̢͓̒h ̻̀ ̯͝o̵̯͕͂f ͂͜ ̴͇͓͌̈y̴͙͘o ̤̅̚ư̴͍͈̒r̶̡̳̓͋ ̤͙̍͘d̴̩̙͒̏e ͈͋͌c̴̣̱͠r̶͕̿ẽ̵͍͘p ͙̾i ̭̌ẗ̵̗̞ ̟͆̌s ͉̳͊͒ö̶̝̓u̶̘͍̓l̴͎̂͜s̶̭̻̔

by QaotLivesOn May 29, 2020

piano legs

Disproportionately thick calves and/or ankles on a woman with otherwise normal body weight.

No wonder Hillary Clinton always wears pant suits. She's got a humongous set of piano legs.

by A.K. Smith June 18, 2006

PANNONE

An urban badass .one who displays Robin Hood qualities tatted up built like a bricks shithouse people want to be on his good side always sticking up for the underdogs

Don’t mess with him he knows Pannone

by Websterlongdong July 1, 2018