pinnocchial

when someone lies. To act like pinnoccio.

sean was very pinnocchial while explaining what happened when he hung out with the female last night.

by Dyl B October 5, 2009

Pinocchia

Wooden phone. Or an older type of cell phones or cell phone covers that looks like it's made of wood.

My dad still keeps his first pinocchia that we bought him for his 51st birthday.

by CompleteStranger October 3, 2009

Chocolate Pinnocchio

When a man forcefully forcefully shoves his woman's nose into is asshole.

Timmy: Ray Rice wouldn't have these problems if he knew about the Chocolate Pinnocchio."

Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.

by Monkeyballs1277 September 17, 2014

Pinnocchio

When a male puts his nose into a girl's vagina while eating her out.

Dude I just suck my nose in this huge vag.

Nice Pinnocchio!

by imthebombliketiktik April 17, 2010

pinnocchio

While performing a rim job on her man in a standing position a woman reaches around to jerk him off, creating the illusion of pinnocchio

Dude this chick licked my ass while jerking me off last night

Oh shit! You got a pinnocchio!

by Metal Brian May 13, 2016

Pulling a Pinnocchio

Lying in an obvious way or being a terrible liar. Saying something that obviously isn't true.

Saying something that isn't true, someone who is a terrible liar is pulling a Pinnocchio.

by Lirose February 4, 2009

pinocchial school

A privately-run place of learning where you're taught how to cope with being made of wood, avoid honest work and formal education, and not be overly honest (this last skill also requires dat you be a really good whittler so dat you can hastily trim your nose shorter as necessary, in order to conceal da visible signs of your deceitfulness).

How can you tell if a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving, plus he has a diploma from pinocchial school. :P

by QuacksO February 19, 2023