Definitions by kauz381

texas breathmint 

Those little soapy nuggets found in men's toilets. Basically a urinal cake.

Texas breathmints are a sure-fire cure for a smelly bathroom.

texas breathmint by kauz381 November 29, 2007

gershtonkenflapped 

(grr-sh-tun-kin-flapped) adj. Drunk, smashed, ripped, wrecked.

Last night I was so gershtonkenflapped I don't remember much.

gershtonkenflapped by kauz381 November 29, 2007

get the piano off your back 

Something to be yelled (typically by a coach) at a person running VERY slowly. Often followed by: "Don't stop and play it on the way."

Hey, get the piano off your back and run!

get the piano off your back by kauz381 November 29, 2007

throw a tent over that circus 

Comment to be made when someone is observed swaying or dancing awkwardly and looking foolish.

Wow, look at that guy move. Someone should throw a tent over that circus.

throw a tent over that circus by kauz381 November 29, 2007