Porking Spot

A parking spot, often scenic, which is chosen merely as a location for in-car sexual activity.

I guess everyone else thinks it's a good porking spot too.

by Oxford Commanist November 23, 2010

Porking the monkey

To fuck the class whore,this is usually done because of an injury that prevents you from masterbating.

“David was porking the monkey because he broke his collarbone !!!”

by Steven dickerson June 6, 2018

Porking

When two very fat people have intercourse!

"Hey, honey...You feel like porking tonight?"

by Alex1107 March 5, 2018

proper porking

the proper way to fuck a women in the ass to do so place the hand on the lower back and well if u dont know the rest u are probly gay or a virgin

Yeah mariahs such a slut I gave her a proper porking last night on the sports deck to tame her.

by slut dog October 24, 2007

Porking my snarl

"Porking my snarl" is attempting to minimize the aftermath of a bad hook-up - and usually a bad hangover - while dealing with friends or coworkers the next day.

Ugh. I hooked up with Tammy last night. I've been porking my snarl all day.

by Snarls Barkley January 25, 2011

porking

To pick up fat bitches at a club and going back to her place to drink all her boose and leave

no boose?
its okay lets go porking

by Brickz March 5, 2007

Porking

To simulate the action of anal fornication while fully clothed. Usually this activity takes place between three or more male companions, in a competiton for alapha male status in the given micro-society that they inhabit. Smaller or weedier males are often the porkee.

Other forms: To Pork, To get porked,
Variations: Frontal Porking (a little gay though), Head Pork (A little dangerous), Female Pork (A little illegal and has been known to result in angry boyfriends).

Hey guys, last night we gave that billy a real good porking before bed.

by Goldring May 9, 2007