petrified

An unreasonable (or is it?)phobia of treating computer mouse as a pet.

I'm petrified of sharpening my mouse instead of my pencil.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

putofied

Poot-i-fydAlso see Puto; something in the state of being Puto or Puto-ish, dirives from the original word Puto or Plural Puti. You are Putified If and Only If you are a Puto or Puta. also See; Putification.

1. Who keyed your car?...that's Putofied.
2.You're so Putofied if shit on Soach Cotos car!
3.MAN that weed IS PUTOFIED!!!!
USAGE IN SPANISH 4. Ese Puto esta bien Putoficado(putified) desde que lo conosco!

by Monkey King April 15, 2004

Hetrofied

the feeling that ensues when a straight person gets hit on by a member of the same sex

Greg: hey there sexy

Chuck: (hetrofied)

by Asmodeus_de April 3, 2006

Petrified

So terrified that one can't move.

John was petrified after the rollercoaster ride.

by Photonbeam September 18, 2019

Petrified Wood

a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.

Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.

by vajona jackson-hewitt August 22, 2011

Pitrified

When someone is mentally or psychologically frozen at the sight or sound of the irrational number π, which reminds them of their negative experiences or recurring failures of school math.

Guesstimate how many millions of otherwise educated folks worldwide would be pitrified at birthday parties or social functions, when the beauty of math or geometry suddenly popped up in their casual conversation.

by MathPlus June 15, 2021

Petrified Chocolate

1. When hot molten chocolate solidifies.

2. A scared african american .... or any dark skinned person in general.

1. Caitlin fell asleep on her chocolate and it melted. After sitting on her desk for a day it hardened, so Jasmin and Carley ate the petrified chocolate.

2. As an african american was walking down the street, Tomás and Jon jumped out at him from around the corner. He was then, petrifed chocolate.

by Duden2010 November 3, 2010