Penoir

A fancy way of saying 'black cock'.
Pen comes from penis (of course) and noir is french for black, and french is fancy, thus Penoir was born.

Rachel: OMG did you hear about Jamal?
Becky: Yes omg he has such a huge penoir!

by Majorm0j0 November 20, 2010

Ryan Penfold

The coolest cunt you'll ever come across.

Random: "I wish i was like Ryan Penfold."

by xxSnuffles December 1, 2010

Pencodent

High official, Leader, and commander. other examples would be Pencodency, and Pencodential.

George Bush is the Pencodent of the USA.

by Teyada October 16, 2006

penophobe

Person who is afraid of penises.

Also used to describe partner who is frigid or won't let you get to fourth base.

I havent had any sex for weeks, my girlfriends such a penophobe!

by Nemmie February 15, 2008

penocchio

A penis that shrinks whenever its owner lies to a woman.

Jon's penocchio startled Jess when it continually kept shrinking.

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

Peno

Abreviation of 'Penetrate' or 'Penetration,' used specifically in reference to sexual activity.

"I've got a good feeling i'm gonna peno someone tonight."

"Last night I was getting double peno from two guys at once."

by scoole October 26, 2009

Penocity

The velocity in which a males penis is sliding in an out of an object.

Guy 1: Dude you should have seen me banging this hot chick last night!

Guy 2: I wish i could have! What was your Penocity?

by BGerdes June 5, 2011