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penismonger

One who trades in male reproductive organs
"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market
by RabidWombat June 1, 2004
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Also known as Po4heads, it is defined as a penis growing out of your forehead that usually is diagnosed by Dr. Wasabi. A tell-tale sign is a zit that begins between your eyebrows and proceeds to enlarge into scrotal skin. Then the penis begins to form above said scrotal skin and becomes a fully functional penis on your forehead.
"Did you see me last night fuck that chick with the penis on my forehead?" I said to my buddy, "Thank god for penis on the forehead syndrome I got from that gay guy in prison."
by po4heads January 2, 2010
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Penising

The verb of the noun "penis" meaning to engage in activities involving the male genetalia. Sentences involving this word are useful to relieve the monotony of tedious lessons, CCF exercises. Try exclaiming one of the examples below when everything is quiet.
Sir, tell Chris to stop penising me...

'Tis rather penising, is it not peaceful maiden?

Sometimes this place is just so penising.

I hear they've booked Chris for penising with intent.
by Ed W, who is Lord November 11, 2004
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Penisophobia

The fear of or fear of using one's own penis.
He won't make a move, he has such a bad penisophobia.
He's a terrible penophobiac.
by Naya July 5, 2006
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penisunleaded

The new saying for "cockdiesel" when the guy is more Fedlerlike than actually ripped up.
That wimp is penisunleaded!
by Sir Diesel October 7, 2003
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penisouculars

a penis that has been bored through and you can look through
Darn john my penisouculars are very uncomfortable
by randy the cool one April 24, 2008
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Penisnose

An rare trait that few are cursed with. It occurs when gypsies and unicorns mate and the outcome is a semi-normal looking child except for the fact that their nose looks like a penis. Oh, and they have GIANT foreheads.
Maddie has the biggest penisnose you eva seen!
by hungryhungrytiger;) August 31, 2011
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