Penistuck

1. Waking up in the morning with your penis up your butt, normally with morning wood.
2. A karate move in which you drop kick a guy's penis from 3 feet in the air, sticking it up in his butt.

Ohhhhh man that Penistuck hurt soooooo much.

by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010

Penisjitsu

The act of ripping ones penis off, subsequently transferring them instantly into another dimension

Nobody has ever seen the person who assassinated president John F. Kennedy, because after Kennedy was shot, the assassin proceeded to perform penisjitsu on him/herself, so that she/he could be transported to another dimension, thus never being found.

by HAHAPENIS November 3, 2014

peniscrushed

to have your face smashed so much that it resembles a penis and you cannot speak

"you just got peniscrushed!"
"mmmamam"

by michael razen November 14, 2006

Penilitus

A rare disease that means your severely allergic to the male organs such as the penis, if contact is made you will go into anaphylactic shock and need urgent medical attention and an Eppy pen !!!

So ladies keep your vaginas shut because you could have this rare disease/allergy

I have penilitus !
Wdym what is penilitus ?
I will have to go to hospital if I make contact with a penis in a sexual way !

by Penilitus February 10, 2020

Small Penisites

A disorder when your Penis is really small.

Woah I have Small Penisites‼️⁉️‼️

by Proud Feetus Carrier February 24, 2023

penifirus

derived from the word penis > peni ( peen eye ) > pee-niff-her-hus

someone who acts like like a penis, and is usually of questionable intelligence,

said to come from the land of peniferi, and largly made of peniferus oxide.

you have done this job like a penifirus

by Johncf May 1, 2013

Penisbuster

Nasty someone who prefers to makes penises cum bust squirt sperm and nut

Jane makes me bust all the time I know she's such a penisbuster

by Dee nuts July 17, 2015