penicorn

A unicorn with a penis on its forehead instead of a horn. It can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. Ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.

The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.

by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

pedicramming

An act of desperation in late fall, when a pedicab rider tries to get as many 20 dolla bills in as possible, before the bitter cold winter begins.

Winters coming... its time to pedicram.

It’s getting cold, you better start pedicramming, if you want to survive the winter!!

by Anderthegreat September 27, 2018

clumsy pelican

The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.

I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!

by wopdonk May 7, 2008

Pediconed

To 'Pedicone' Something means too Steal something from another.

"Hey! Someone pediconed my Phone!"

"I'm going to Pedicone from that cookie jar!"

by ToxicAdrenaline September 4, 2011

Screaming Pelican

Whilst having sex on the beach, the male withdraws his penis, rubs it in the sand, and then re-penetrates. The name is obviously derived from the females reaction. Originated in Naples, FL

"How was your date with Skylar at Vanderbilt Beach last night?" "Horrible! That bastard gave me a Screaming Pelican!"

by CSN CSN February 4, 2009

pelican fucker

Anybody who works for BP or Exxon.

Tony Heyward is a pelican fucker and owes an infinite debt to society.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

Pelican Dan

A musical pelican named Dan, perhaps the only one of its kind. Often referred to as "Pelly"

1) Listen to Pelican Dan drop this tune, its a bloody dream.

2)It looks like Pelican Dan has got something in his bill.

3)Pelican Dan's crew are known as The Bill.

by The Giraffe. The Pelly and Us December 1, 2009