Pearlized

Giving such a violent pearl necklace that you cause someone to become a paraplegic.

Jimmy just pearlized poor Stacy over there, she ain't been able to walk ever since.

by Back Middle Pocket March 27, 2022

Pearled

When a man ejaculates on a man or women’s neck creating the appearance of a pearl necklace.

“Dude! I totally pearled Sally last night. She looked classy AF.”

by Cannikay February 24, 2018

Paralyzed

The worst possible situation a person can be in.

"Du er paralyzed og du vil aldrig gå igen"

by The Paralyser April 20, 2018

Pearled

To roll a blunt with great skills and perfection !

Ofn I just pearled this bitch.
Where's the lighter?

by Tsblauren May 30, 2018

Pearled

To fuse the spilt cigarillo with a light er after spilling it and removing guts

He pearled the blizzy by using the lighter

by hootini August 17, 2018

paralyzed pussy

Paralyzed pussy: the female version of blue balls.

“Tony from tinder left me with a paralyzed pussy after he busted only 4 strokes in. I had to use a vibrator to finish myself off after he left.”

by Squinty October 13, 2019

Pearled it

An expression meaning you did something to perfection

That tattoo looks awesome,you pearled it!

by KravenMorehead December 12, 2019