Pasadena, MD:
Despite the popular belief that the general population consists of uneducated, toothless ho-bags, everyone who lives or grew up in Pasadena knows that this group makes up only approximately 5% of the population. 75% of the population knows how to fix your car or how to put an addition on your house.
20% of the population hold college degrees and have jobs that are completely useless...but they make lots of money anyway. This group generally has not learned anything useful in their lives, and therefore cannot fix cars or build anything without it promptly falling apart. This group gives most of its pay to the other 75% that know how to fix cars and build houses.
2% of the group that holds a college degree also have graduate degrees. They generally wonder what they're doing in Pasadena when they could be living in neighboring Severna Park or Arnold. However, they realize that in Severna Park, they could lose their life savings if their dog craps on the neighboring lawyer's lawn. In Pasadena, the neighbor will thank you for the free fertilizer.
Despite the popular notion that there is nothing to do in Pasadena, there are various restaurants in which one could eat. Most of the teenagers who live in Pasadena don't realize that their cars can travel distances greater than 10 miles, and could land them in Annapolis or Baltimore in about 15-20 minutes. They would rather drive a few miles and hang out in the local fast-food eatery's parking lot. Some local teens lack the funds to finance a vehicle due to spending all of their money on spray paint...which they use to tag signs, fences, etc. In this way, they can mark their territory on property not owned by them, and pretend that they own something. This group of teens will never own anything because they are essentially morons. This is as close as they will ever get to property ownership.
Half of the population owns a boat. 30% of the boats are in working order. The other 70% are owned by college graduates...who spent all of their money on getting their car and house fixed by the other group that do not have college degrees...and they have no money left to pay to fix their boats.
Despite the popular belief that the general population consists of uneducated, toothless ho-bags, everyone who lives or grew up in Pasadena knows that this group makes up only approximately 5% of the population. 75% of the population knows how to fix your car or how to put an addition on your house.
20% of the population hold college degrees and have jobs that are completely useless...but they make lots of money anyway. This group generally has not learned anything useful in their lives, and therefore cannot fix cars or build anything without it promptly falling apart. This group gives most of its pay to the other 75% that know how to fix cars and build houses.
2% of the group that holds a college degree also have graduate degrees. They generally wonder what they're doing in Pasadena when they could be living in neighboring Severna Park or Arnold. However, they realize that in Severna Park, they could lose their life savings if their dog craps on the neighboring lawyer's lawn. In Pasadena, the neighbor will thank you for the free fertilizer.
Despite the popular notion that there is nothing to do in Pasadena, there are various restaurants in which one could eat. Most of the teenagers who live in Pasadena don't realize that their cars can travel distances greater than 10 miles, and could land them in Annapolis or Baltimore in about 15-20 minutes. They would rather drive a few miles and hang out in the local fast-food eatery's parking lot. Some local teens lack the funds to finance a vehicle due to spending all of their money on spray paint...which they use to tag signs, fences, etc. In this way, they can mark their territory on property not owned by them, and pretend that they own something. This group of teens will never own anything because they are essentially morons. This is as close as they will ever get to property ownership.
Half of the population owns a boat. 30% of the boats are in working order. The other 70% are owned by college graduates...who spent all of their money on getting their car and house fixed by the other group that do not have college degrees...and they have no money left to pay to fix their boats.
by molson1025 February 5, 2009
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Pasadena is city outside Houston, Texas where you try to see if you can hold your nose all the way through. Smells like a combination of egg-farts and moldy socks. The best smelling part of Pasadena is the Washburn Tunnel. Where when you move a block and you have to enroll your kids in a new elementary but all thirty-something grade schools end up in 1 high school. But on the plus side if your children are white blond haired they will stick out like a cotton ball in bowl of coffee grinds.
Pasadena is city outside Houston, Texas where you try to see if you can hold your nose all the way through. Smells like a combination of egg-farts and moldy socks. The best smelling part of Pasadena is the Washburn Tunnel. Where when you move a block and you have to enroll your kids in a new elementary but all thirty-something grade schools end up in 1 high school. But on the plus side if your children are white blond haired they will stick out like a cotton ball in bowl of coffee grinds.
by ScatterBrainFox September 6, 2016
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The tender wrinkles of a gaping asshole or anus.
The lines leading to the entrance of the anus, tight skin the opens and closes the asshole.
Over time the sphincter will create lines from birth that lie under the skin of the pashar.
aka: wrinkley star, pink star, brown star
The lines leading to the entrance of the anus, tight skin the opens and closes the asshole.
Over time the sphincter will create lines from birth that lie under the skin of the pashar.
aka: wrinkley star, pink star, brown star
After destroying her clit with my tounge I moved on to her butthole where i felt her pashar while licking her asshole.
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by Kim and Nicole March 12, 2005
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Get the Pasadena Mudslide mug.When a woman gets an air pocket in her vagina during intercourse and the man continues to have sex with her, even harder to really make the fart and suck sound get louder and louder until he cums inside and pulls away after to watch the giz blow out with the air like unclogging a pipe.
"She started to try and cover up the fart noises coming from her vagina by moaning while I was giving her the pasadena plunger."
by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009
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They act like they don't love each other yet almost daily they cuddle and hug
Paul walks her to the bus almost everyday yet still denies liking her
Paul says it will never work because of all of us trying to do it for him on his laptop and phone
They act like they don't love each other yet almost daily they cuddle and hug
Paul walks her to the bus almost everyday yet still denies liking her
Paul says it will never work because of all of us trying to do it for him on his laptop and phone
Hey Pasha hurry up and date
Hey Paul are you gonna ask Asha out?
How do you guys cuddle but aren't dating?
Hey Paul are you gonna ask Asha out?
How do you guys cuddle but aren't dating?
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