Paired

Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:

Paired is another word for sad.

Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"

Boy: "That's paired."

by JmeAnPri December 23, 2008

tris prior

" Don't try and define me "

Tris prior is perfect she isn't pretty and four would only go to her funeral if there was cake . She is brave and selfless smart and uncontrollable she has 3 birds tattoed onto her collarbone andblonde hair . She transfered from abnegation to dauntless because she wasn't 'good' enough and wanted to be free . Her parents die in divergent , she nearly dies in i surgent and caleb is supposed to die in allegiant . She shoots her friend and falls in love with four . And above all she is dauntless , divergent, undefinable and dead .

I can't belive she died she was perfect :(
Who died ? Tris prior
Yup :'(

by Veronica roth December 30, 2013

Pair of Mary’s

A couple of loud cackling queens that try to shut down everyone around them, but everybody knows they ain’t shit.

Wow look at that pair of Mary’s over there. They think they’re so cool, but they’re not.

by Snevets November 17, 2017

pairless

A gentleman or person who has no "balls, testicles, or juevos."

"Hey Eric, I can't believe you backed out of that 50 yard dash against a girl, you sure are pairless."

by Lorberbaum February 22, 2008

Pair Seeds

A new, experimental remedy, passed from bro to bro designed to remove or therapeutically treat a man's metaphorical vagina, often associated with being a bitch.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.

Jared: "I have a bellyache and can't come out drinking tonight."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."

by mikekais September 24, 2013

Padoru

An internet meme that you will listen for the whole December, and your social media will be spammed by them
Origin: In the PSP game Fate/Extra, the character Saber/Nero Claudius sings a Japanese parody of the Christmas carol "Jingle Bells" during a short sequence in the game, ending with Claudius loudly yelling the lyrics "padoru padoru!"

Hashire sori yo, kaze no you ni, tsukimihara wo, PADORU PADORU!
（Japanese: 走れそりよ 風のように 月見原を パドルパドル）

by Jack Ouyang May 28, 2022

round, and they come in pairs

alternative term for balls, nuts, bollocks, etc.

He asked me to help him, but there was no way, so I told him "The answer's round, and they come in pairs."

by hamself December 15, 2009