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Oxford, Ohio

A drinking town with a college problem
by Meg February 28, 2005
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oxford hills comprehensive high school

A large shitty school where all the displaced kids from oxford hills are crammed.

A place where the staff are money hungry and the principle is a big Italian ass clown who only cares about his golf equipment.

"The oxford school for unimaginative kids"

"The drool school"
Do you see Timmy over There? Yeah three time special Olympic champion. He got his high school diploma from oxford hills comprehensive high school. Maybe you should too!
by P. PICKLE DICKERSON May 3, 2018
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Oxford Kid

A skins-type teen who originates from Oxford. Usually from schools such as Cherwell, Magdalen, Leckford, Abingdon, Oxford High, Cokethorpe (at a push) etc. Extremely sociable, found wandering around oxford's streets after midnight in a drunken manner most weekends.

Characteristics include:

-Being able to talk about the pros and cons of shisha for 20 mins

- Having at least one moomoos/shakeaway loyalty card stuck on the wall.

- Knowing how to escape from uni parks when it gets locked at midnight

- Having the ability to tell another Oxford Kid a tree in uni parks.. and the kid knows exactly which one it is

- Knowing that turl street mews is the only place to go for cigarettes.

- HMV is the undisputed meeting place for ANYTHING.

- You find yourself on cowley or iffley road most weekends

- You know/ know of just about everyone you meet who is your age.

- You hate every single teddies student. and they hate you back.
Teddies student 1: Have you seen the new girl?

Teddies student 2: Oh my goodness yes! She's a complete oxford kid .
by shishalover. March 23, 2010
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oxford dictionary

That other shit serious-ass dictionary fo wise motherfuckers

Only used by guys who want to establish their intellectual superiority
Dude 1: What be the Hadron Collider m8?
Dude 2: Check it out in the oxford dictionary.
Dude 1: Du I luck like a smart muddafuka to you m8?
by the handle October 9, 2014
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Oxford Dictionary

What Eminem is secretly carrying in his pocket all day long but doesn't admit to.
Eminem: I am not carrying an Oxford dictionary ATM, I just coincidentally know what coup de grâce means.

Everyone: k
by Retarded21 January 4, 2019
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Oxford Comma

Also called a Serial or Harvard Comma, it is a punctuation used immediately before a grammatical conjunction. Ezra Koenig, Rostam Batmanglij, Chris Tomson, and Chris Baio (Oxford Commas are used between the names.)

But the preppy indie band Vampire Weekend also uses the term to refer to a white, preppy guy from Oxford, as "comma" has also been used as slang for an obnoxious white person.
by Kylieeeeeee. April 25, 2008
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Oxford English Dictionary

A lexicographic wonder comprising 20 volumes of mostly abstruse words, from the graveyard of the English language, in which old gentleman of Anglo-Saxon origin refer to as a conversation piece when drinking their tea with their cronies and chaps; sometimes it is actually referred to promote dry erudite works of literature.
"Jeeves" could you bring me volume 14 from the Oxford English Dictionary?" "There is a word from Shakespeare, of which I am not quite sure."
by Luddz January 31, 2015
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