onwine shopping

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VERB

1. the act of a person who shops online while under the influence of wine
2. the act of a person who purchases unnecessary online while under the influence of wine

Darren: Mum, why did you buy six ceramic octopus shaped mugs?
Mum: It seemed like a fine idea. I must have been onwine shopping.

by darrenxix May 2, 2018

ONWARD

the thing an old person says to go into war

old person: "ONWARD!"
person: "TO WAR!"

by UN1C0RNGUR1 October 22, 2020

Onwaba

It is a euphemism of an ugly person. So if you don’t want to be rude you say he/she is Onwaba.

Bianca is cool but she’s Onwaba

by Kanya November 22, 2021

onwia

Onwia is the kindest person you will ever meet . Shes so beautiful inside and out . She has amazing style and she loves to show it off . She is daring and bold. Onwia is very spunky and fun . She stands out in any crowd .She will always make you laugh. She cares so much about her family and friends. Seeing them hurt makes her hurt. Often Onwia doesn’t realize how much positivity she adds to others lives but she is very valuable. Holding a conversation with her is very easy. Having a friend like her is like having an additional family member.

Onwia is one of the greatest people you will ever meet . Everyone loves her. She’s so beautiful.

Onwia is great.
Onwia is beautiful.
Onwia is powerful.

by Amazingelle November 22, 2021

Onwuamaegbu

The House of Onwuamaegbu are current descendants from a long line of royalty spanning from Nigeria to Egypt. The first finding of “Onwuamaegbu” is a 335 B.C. tomb of Queen Tach, who is known to have been a curt but loving ruler. Queen tach was said to have a sexual prowess no empire could withhold. She was found covered in cow-hide and is believed to have loved the bloody taste of raw beef, her friends, and a sad tune or two for weeping after long nights partying with her populous, often during she found that men didn’t treat her Majesty as she deserved. These men were never found again. To pay respects to her highness Onwuamaegbu, tourists visiting her tomb often leave fresh garlic sauce & bread soaked in white wine. She was buried with her pet, September.

Have you heard of the House of Onwuamaegbu?
Yes! Queen Tach is the ancient ruler that had a lot of sex!

by nikemnatasha November 23, 2021

Onward buttercup

A statement used as a WAR CRY by human hackers, nukers, trollers or spammers, before launching a MASS CAMPAIGN of polluting the internet, and irritating the people who actually use internet for a purpose, sometimes even destroying the hardwork of many.

Onward buttercup, boys! There's chaos to spread ahead!

by tis_gigasphere June 8, 2023

Onwraf

Word used to describe one who’s genitals is dirty and musty.

For Men: “That nigga dead onwraf! Idk who lets him walk around smelling like that.”
For female: “I was in ha pussy last night, and that bitch vagina onwraf, shit stunk so bad.”

by CDOT.carlos November 25, 2023