He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.
by Dennis December 13, 2004
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When a woman during sex puts a penny in the mans mouth and then pulls down on his erection.
If nothing happens, complain that he should have paid out
If nothing happens, complain that he should have paid out
I pulled a guy from the casino and taught him how to play one armed bandits, luckily he didn't choke
by tall juggler May 17, 2011
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by Dave October 13, 2003
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