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The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate

He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.
Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.
by Dennis December 13, 2004
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one armed bandit

Mk. 13 single arm missile launcher. A missile launcher on service with us navy prior to the advent of vertical launch system.
Watch it, the one armed bandit is moving! i think they're going to shoot some ships
by mongoose1927 February 8, 2015
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One armed bandit

When a woman during sex puts a penny in the mans mouth and then pulls down on his erection.

If nothing happens, complain that he should have paid out
I pulled a guy from the casino and taught him how to play one armed bandits, luckily he didn't choke
by tall juggler May 17, 2011
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one armed bandit

A bandit with one arm.
Such as that guy in the Twin Peaks movie. I don't think he was a bandit. He did have one arm though.
by Dave October 13, 2003
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[One Armer]

When you wake up next to an unattractive girl alseep on your arm and you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her.
Bruv who was that rotter i saw you with last night? She was a proper One Armer!!
by Wannis 1 December 24, 2008
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twelve-hour one armed bandit

A driver who uses only one hand at any given position on the steering wheel. May often use palm and friction to turn the wheel without grabbing it. Rarely adds a second hand except for extreme circumstances.
The guy that hit me was driving like a twelve-hour one armed bandit.
by rjp October 5, 2004
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one armed bandit

A man with one arm (sometimes with the addition of an eyepatch) who skulks public restrooms for anonymous sex acts.
The one armed bandit has been hanging around the public bathroom all morning.
by Cecil January 26, 2003
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