by Jaybeau FL January 29, 2018
Get the horse jerker offer mug.When a barefoot but clothed girl between ages 11 and 25 with pretty feet and legs puts herself in a non-sexual position, either sitting on the floor or in a chair, where she puts her feet up, bringing her knees to her chest and her heels to her butt, in a way that it looks like she is presenting her feet to another male. Almost 100% of girls who put themelves in this position are doing so to feel comfortable. Most male who have feet and leg fetishes for younger girls called this position by this name and find it arousing.
I was over a friend's house. After dinner we sat on the floor with his family and talked. My friend's younger sister was barefoot and put herself in a Devine Offering Position. She had no idea I was turned on and I wanted to play with her feet so bad!
by The Jax April 19, 2007
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Dude, you should have seen Suzy at the river this weekend, two Long Islands, and she was giving all the guys at the beach Zipper Flexes when she gave everyone an Initial Public Offering.
Dans' wife pulled off an Initial Public Offering in front of the boss at the company party over the weekend. You just know that asshole is going to get a promotion now.
Dans' wife pulled off an Initial Public Offering in front of the boss at the company party over the weekend. You just know that asshole is going to get a promotion now.
by Spudrod February 25, 2010
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Guy 1: I can't believe Jani had to leave Sonata Arctica he was a fucking amazing guitarist
Guy 2: Hey man check out Cain's Offering Jani started it after leaving Sonata and they ROCK
Guy 1: (Listens to the album) HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD GO JANI
Guy 2: Told you so
Guy 2: Hey man check out Cain's Offering Jani started it after leaving Sonata and they ROCK
Guy 1: (Listens to the album) HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD GO JANI
Guy 2: Told you so
by Random Person1111 June 20, 2010
Get the Cain's Offering mug.extremely good looking, usually able to do anything and everything that includes a board(skateboarding,snowboarding,skimboarding,ect..)
likes females way too much but its ok because they can most likely get away with it. in early development they are often short in hight but make up for it other places
likes females way too much but its ok because they can most likely get away with it. in early development they are often short in hight but make up for it other places
g1= girl
g2=girl 2
g1-hey did u see ofir the other day
g2-ya it was amazing he did a quadruple back flip with one foot.
g1- i wish i had a boyfriend as awesome as ofir
g2-ya me to, hes the greatest
g2=girl 2
g1-hey did u see ofir the other day
g2-ya it was amazing he did a quadruple back flip with one foot.
g1- i wish i had a boyfriend as awesome as ofir
g2-ya me to, hes the greatest
by ofir camp August 8, 2008
Get the ofir mug.Version 1: An offer from another person that you previously found attractive (sometimes in the heat of the moment) which completely changed your mind so that you are now repulsed by them.
Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 1:
Woman: "I want you now"
Man: "I want you too"
Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"
Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"
Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!
Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".
Woman: "I want you now"
Man: "I want you too"
Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"
Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"
Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!
Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".
by The Civil Word Servant October 15, 2010
Get the Turn off-offer mug.A pretty girl who was probably the youngest to be signed to WWE. She was on a reality show called Total Divas, which showed the lives of the women wrestlers. But she failed as a wrestler and was not on the next season of Total Divas. She currently is a ring announcer and an interviewer in the WWE, since she clearly cant wrestle just like Eva Marie!
Fan 1: Hey look Total Divas is on!
Fan 2 : Im not going to watch this wannabe girl try to become a wrestler who is JoJo Offerman anyway? She sucks just like Eva Marie.
Fan 2 : Im not going to watch this wannabe girl try to become a wrestler who is JoJo Offerman anyway? She sucks just like Eva Marie.
by Wrasslinfan771 July 30, 2016
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