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Nort

Short for Norton Antivirus, aka computers, aka nerd, aka nort.
A word used for describing those of the most nortious manner;

The nerdiest nerd: Does encapsulate, but not limited to: gamer, book worm, school nerd, librarian, computer wiz, know it all, etc.
"I know pie to 637 digits"
"You're such a nort"
"Does not compute!"
"Nort"
by Thedefinerofallwords February 15, 2012
mugGet the Nortmug.

Nort

(British)

1.

0, Zero, Nothing, Nort.

2.

The sphincter, which resembles a '0'.

3.

(Perjorative/Slur)
A dislikable idiot. Comparative to an arsehole, only more foolish and less self-aware.
1. 'I came all this way for nort'
2. "Ouch, that hit me right in the nort"
3. "Trump suggested injecting disinfectant to cure Coronavirus. He's such a nort"
by Hiccupotamus April 24, 2020
mugGet the Nortmug.

norts

tity hardons
by Anonymous August 22, 2003
mugGet the nortsmug.

Nort

An absolute idiot of a human being, cannot do anything right
Nick is a real nort, did hear his new song?? Total nort work
by Yomamayuh June 5, 2019
mugGet the Nortmug.

Nort

"Its not that I'm sad... I'm nort"
by ThePerm51 July 24, 2017
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Norted

Accidentally catching food that fell out of a person's mouth or ass
Bro she just got norted
by SSulk June 25, 2018
mugGet the Nortedmug.

nit nort

A silly person or a person doing something really stupid. This is a cleaner choice word or slang term than jerk, retard, retarded, or asshole. Not to be confused with nigger or nigga, which no one on earth should ever use.
Only a nit nort would drive and watch tv or text at the same time.

Janet got drunk the night before her final exam for college.
What a nit nort.
by DJ JET November 2, 2009
mugGet the nit nortmug.

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