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knoodeling

Knoodeling is derived from the slang knoodle. Where affection is shown to another person. Most likely two persons are touching each other. Knoodeling is the action of performing a knoodle.
My girlfriend was knoodeling me. I got a hard-on while she was doing it.
by Poncke March 24, 2008
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Nobeling

To wander aimlessly without purpose or direction.
to not know what the hell you are doing.
Mike is drunk and nobeling again.
by spidervillen February 20, 2009
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Noodling

Like the method of fishing, the act of sliding your thumb into your partner's honey pot and index into their butthole. The noodler then proceeds to clamp the digits together and lift them up like a catfish being pulled out of a lake.
Yeah, i got with her last night and she asked me to reel her in, so i gave her a noodling.
by ChakaraDong June 6, 2014
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SNOODELING

two uncircumsised men standing in front of each other, penis-to-penis using their foreskin to masturbate each other
Justin and Matt were out in the parking lot snoodeling like crazy after work last night
by creg September 18, 2006
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Noodling the ewok

1) go to the nearest taco bell and buy a 12 party pack of tacos
2)Proceed to eat tacos
3)Shit in a bowl
4)Break noodles in half with ur ashole
5)shave your pubes (manscaping)
6)when your partner is sleeping smear the fecal material all over their face
7)sprinkle the pubes on the face, the apply the broken noodles to the cheeks making the appearance of whiskers
8) Take many pictures and post them online
Dan: Hey I'M bored and i love star wars
Kevin: thats awesome i just ate a shit ton of taco bell and i love breaking noodles with my ass cheeks
Dan: i FEEL A noodling the ewok coming on
kEVIN: YOU TOOK the words out of my mouth
by obi-wanna-blowmi September 3, 2010
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Biddy Noodling

(n.) the act of getting a chick and making her yours for a night/life

info: based on catfish noodling
Daniel: I'm bored.
Anthony: Let's go biddy noodling!
Daniel: How bout we go for those biddies over there!
Anthony: Yeah! Nicki and Anna are so hot!
Daniel: Get da bait ready! ;)
by PhoenixRising33 August 14, 2010
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Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
by MAG66 March 21, 2017
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