Useful as nipples on a breastplate

Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform

That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!

by minkispunk September 11, 2011

nippleslip.com

A nonexistent web site mentioned in the Kick-Ass movie.

- Try on nippleslip.com. It's good.

by Ferdinand Heisenberg April 30, 2010

nipples

the center of a womans breast that become pointed, hard, and erect when they are stimulated or the woman is horny...or really cold...
not a sexual organ, but generally feels good when rubbed, sucked, licked, bitten, or vibrated.it typically turns guys and girls on when they see a girls hard nipples showing through her shirt, especially when the girl isn't wearing a bra.

seeing two hot girls with big tits rub their hard nipples together is enough to get any guy or girl off.

by addy April 22, 2005

Kentucky Fried Nipples

Nipples with a large diameter and is colored a dark tan or black color.

Jay: Juan let me see yo nipples!
Juan: Alright man check it out.
Jay: Holy shit you got a pair of Kentucky Fried Nipples

by Pepperjack69 March 24, 2009

Feel These Nipples

Phrase said by Bob Costas from the movie BASEketball. Bob Costas and Al Michaels get excited about the game, and Costas says to Michaels, "feel these nipples."

Al Michaels: "I don't think I've ever been this excited"

Bob Costas: "You think you're excited, feel these nipples!"

by My pseudonym is Christopher February 24, 2010

nipples cutting glass

when its so cold, and your nipples are so hard, they can actually cut thru glass, much like a diamond...

Girl : Oh my god its cold out today
Guy : How cold is it?
Girl : Its nipples cutting glass cold

by TreyTrey December 9, 2008

Meerkat Nipples

When it's either cold or one is sexually aroused, their nipples stand up like a meerkat.

When my Twitter Crush slides into my direct messages, I get the Meerkat Nipples.

by Anniethenanny August 2, 2017