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Backdoor Necrons

A common late game tactic used by necron players to launch all out offensives in Dawn of war soulstorm.

A necron Lord teleports into your base and transforms into a deceiver to summon a fake monolith. The monolith can then be used to teleport the entire necron infantry force into your base.

Oftentimes the entire army will be flayed ones to spawn camp, or immortals to destroy buildings and vehicles quickly.

The tactic is hard to counter, unless you can attack the enemy base as soon as the necrons teleport, or shred the necron army early and fast. The former is better, as a necron Lord may have resurrection orb to raise his entire army back in your base while you recover from the first fight.
Was at t4 doin pretty well till I got the backdoor necrons experience. Now I'm housed and short a hq, so I'm calling it goes.
by Chairdolf Sitler June 18, 2018
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Neocondrathal

A degrogatory term for a person with neoconservative beliefs.
The neocondrathals in the White House have ruined the United State's standing in world politics.

The neocondrathals in Washington have turned the land of the free into a police state.
by Snowlander December 15, 2008
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Neocon

Neoconservative; a socially-conservative socialist. The opposite of a libertarian. Many neocons tout militarism as their single issue.
The neocons planned Operation Iraqi Freedumb.
by Iraqi Freedumb 2 June 26, 2009
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Neopronouns

Fucknut: my neopronouns are, eir/xem

father: by golly sheesh looks like we are out of milk
by SparrowThe2nd March 23, 2022
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Neoconservative

Anyone that believes in governance by the “noble lie” and the delusion of safety through global control.
Only criminally retarded Fox News viewers think Neoconservatives are really conservative.
by frick1 March 29, 2010
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necronomicon

A possibly lost book containing occult knowledge and wisdom. It was most prominently featured in the works of Lovecraft, and he later claimed that the book was his own invention. However, further investagations show references to the work "necronomicon" much older than Lovecraft so even if he did completely invent all the information in his "unspeakable necronomicon" it is still likely there was some old occult text of the same name that was just wiped from history as part of the cycle of book burnings and european wars.
A work called the "Necronomicon" may have existed, even if it wasn't anything like the book featured in Lovecraft's works.
by amdotaku January 30, 2005
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NeoCon

Neoconservative; a misnomer for the American Neo-Stalinist movement (aka the Neo-Republican LeftRight).

Supposedly Neocons are socialists and leftists that “crossed the aisle” to the Right. However, in reality they remain somewhere in the middle, and off to the evil side. Neocons are evil in a way that only those who believe in the physical reality of devil can really understand. Most Neocons are mentally-ill velociraptors, Ivy-League psychopaths, or sheltered bourgeois, who are not so much stupid as naïve, insane, and delusional. The Neoconservative movement is a figure of hatred for both the traditional individualist Right and their former comrades on the Old Left.

Like true communists, Neocons believe the tax-paying public are obligated to spend their lives working to fund the testing of their evilly-retarded military theories. Unlike other communists, however, they don’t give a shit whether their comrades have shelter, medical care, or any of the other basic necessities of life, and fanatically endorse socialized militarism at the expense of real public needs.

The Neocon’s idea of war is like the virgin’s idea of sex. Neocons are utterly, totally, and completely ignorant of war and the military. No Neocon has ever served in the military, and veterans are categorically excluded from being called a Neocon. Neocons used their wealth and privilege to avoid their generation’s war, yet feel they are qualified experts on the subject. Other than Powell, there was not 5 minutes of actual military experience in the entire Bush administration, which predictably resulted in the dumbest military maneuver since the Maginot Line (Operation Iraqi Freedumb).

The only achievement of the Neoconservative movement has been to render the term conservative meaningless. Neocons have looted the American treasury like a mob of criminally insane communists on methamphetamine, and yet still claim to be conservatives. Only a fool or a whore could consider Neocons to be actual conservatives
If you’re an Iraqi Freedumb supporter, but don’t know your arse from your tits when it comes to war or fighting, you might be a Neocon.
by Neocon Hater April 27, 2008
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