Napoleon Dick Syndrome

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.

“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”

by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020

Nanon

When i say Nanon, he is the finest mf alive. He has the best smile. FUCKING DIMPLES BRO. The smile that could lighten up the world. The smirk he let out will led you going BARK BARK WOOF WOOF on your knees and everything. His face is aesthetically so pleasing. His facial expressions are on point. He has a way of catching you off guard and making you laugh and blush. He is that man that got you crying, shitting and throwing up on a daily basis. You either love him or want to be him. There is no other. He is the face you imagine when you make up scenarios. He is

Nanon, you gotta be tired cause you have been running around my mind all day...

by anonymous November 24, 2021

najonvic

from the root word Jonvic, meaning "to delete"
(1) Deleted

(2) Eviscerated

Felt cute, might jonvic later.
Najonvic yung twitter survey.

by Keitaro Nagame March 29, 2022

Najonvic

From the root word Jonvic, meaning “to delete”
(1) Deleted
(2) Eviscerated

Felt cute, might Najonvic later.

by BristleRack March 30, 2022

louis napoleon

A moustache and goatee, usually pointed and well groomed.

Think Trent Reznor back when he had a goatee.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

Casey Napoli

A man who is very dirty and smelly who has a micro penis and a small ballsack that smells like rotton eggs and is the size of a rabbits poop. His head is the size of a watermelon its a odd shape. His skin tone is a little pink so he looks scrumptious.

Jackie: did you see that watermelon?
Viv: totally looked like a casey napoli
Jackie: omg i totally agree

by Carpet cleaner man July 3, 2009

Synco de napo

Named in honour of a rare and holy parenting victory, synchronised day time napping between parents and babies/toddlers. This is the pinnacle of parental life

Parent A: I was so hungover.. I finally got the mini human down and then crashed out for the afternoon
Parent B: Synco de napo?! Man, that the pinnacle of life right there

by Daly Double August 20, 2021